so where's all the cool peoples at?

[spacekowboy]

Who is in the "it" crowd around here these days so that I might glom onto them and try to remain hip and relevent?


Barring that, post nudity. Whichever is easiest.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm not in the cool crowd.

 

[knot_sweet]

If your name isn't on the list, you'll never make it in.

But I heard that if you go round the back and drop Dolf's name enough, you should get some attention.

Please note, I didn't say it would be good attention.






Or, ya know, you could stop pretending that an internet porn board is high school...

 

[dolf]

Who is in the "it" crowd around here these days so that I might glom onto them and try to remain hip and relevent?


Barring that, post nudity. Whichever is easiest.

kowboy!!

 

[dolf]

If your name isn't on the list, you'll never make it in.

But I heard that if you go round the back and drop Dolf's name enough, you should get some attention.

Please note, I didn't say it would be good attention.

Or, ya know, you could stop pretending that an internet porn board is high school...

kowboy is super neato cool.

you smell like feta!

 

[butters]

*walks in, sits down, looks over top of sunglasses*

cool? nah, but me feet are hurting and i can't see through the bloody sunglasses indoors.

so did you bring popcorn or what?

 

[butters]

gratuitous nudity

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i'm just a random poster

 

[knot_sweet]

kowboy is super neato cool.

you smell like feta!

see what i mean about dropping Dolf's name and not good attention?

She's like the Lit version of Bloody Mary, only better.

And thanks Dolf, feta isn't the worst smelling cheese out there. This must mean you like me and I will now relentlessly stalk you round Lit, trying to get you to up my stinky cheese status.

 

[Phelia]

You should suck up to me and shower me with gifts in an attempt to curry favor. I am very influential around here. Busybody was a socialist democrat before I talked him out of it one day while I was bored.

 

[spacekowboy]

First off, if any message board on the interwebs is like high school, it's this one. Always has been, always will be.


Secondly, there isn't a velvet rope been invented yet that I can't get behind.

And yes, I am super cool neato.

 

[Phelia]

If lit is like high school then I wonder what my GPA is and who's going to ask me to prom.

 

[spacekowboy]

My big question is when do I report to home room and do I get the teacher with the huge juggs this year?

 

[butters]

well, if there's no popcorn, i'm off to shoot pool in the rec room

 

[knot_sweet]

First off, if any message board on the interwebs is like high school, it's this one. Always has been, always will be.


Secondly, there isn't a velvet rope been invented yet that I can't get behind.

And yes, I am super cool neato.

You mean I get to be extremely not cool here too? Whew, thought for a second there I'd actually have to leave my basement.

Second of all, is velvet rope a euphemism for something? Or are we talking the tie me down kind? Is there a third option of which I am too uncool to be aware?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

My big question is when do I report to home room and do I get the teacher with the huge juggs this year?

ask her if you can give them a massage for free

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm cool as a cucumber?

I'm cool as in I had sex with a cucumber?

It's one of those two.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I'm cool as a cucumber?

I'm cool as in I had sex with a cucumber?

It's one of those two.

hello there...

 

[Tryharder62]

hello there...

Ahhhhh!!!! Hello!

 

[tactful]

Most of the cool people are in Alaska and Canada and a few unknowns are in Siberia.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

Ahhhhh!!!! Hello!

where have you been? you be M.I.A'ing it often.

 

[run_silent]

I'm on the Corky Collins show. I'm not the coolest kid in town but one of nicest kids in town.

Obscure "Hairspray" reference.

 

[Squibbs]

I just ate a really spicy shawarma.

 

[girlsmiley]

You should suck up to me and shower me with gifts in an attempt to curry favor. I am very influential around here. Busybody was a socialist democrat before I talked him out of it one day while I was bored.

Truth.

There are rumours of Phelia's coolness going around.

Up and down the east coast. Phelia this, Phelia that.

 

[Phelia]

^

Card-carrying cool kid. The reviews are in: if there's one lunch table you don't want to miss sitting at, it's girlsmiley's.