so, uh... Who wants to fuck, anyway?

lobito

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I did, but that came to a screeching halt. So I ended up here with the rest of you, (again)... Not that it's a bad thing, or is it?
 
We must be hanging around with the wrong kinds of people...
 
Hiya Lo. I am indulging in some Rum, that some really cool person sent me.:)
 
guilty pleasure said:
Oh GAAAAWD. Now I'm really depressed!

well, I can always leave if you are getting that depressed.

S, feel free to rub it in that you have drink. If you do it enough, maybe I'll get a contact buzz. :p
 
I was thinking about it, but I decided I just really wanted some Doritos.
 
lobito said:
well, I can always leave if you are getting that depressed.

It was "the screeching halt" that depressed me. Don't leave.
 
According to validated scientific studies

For EVERY HOUR of fucking and other sexual activities that one participates in a person loses two weeks off of their potential lifespan. So a couple of hours of copulation costs you a whole month!

So just say "No" or "No thank you, I would like to fuck like there is an asteroid headed our way and all of life will soon end; HOWEVER, I hope to be blessed with a long life and must avoid these sexual situations."
 
lobito said:


S, feel free to rub it in that you have drink. If you do it enough, maybe I'll get a contact buzz. :p

LOL. I kind of have that affect on some anyway.

I'm willing to share...

;)


Hello Spicey one!
 
Re: According to validated scientific studies

hogjack said:
For EVERY HOUR of fucking and other sexual activities that one participates in a person loses two weeks off of their potential lifespan. So a couple of hours of copulation costs you a whole month!

So just say "No" or "No thank you, I would like to fuck like there is an asteroid headed our way and all of life will soon end; HOWEVER, I hope to be blessed with a long life and must avoid these sexual situations."


Thanks a lot - that's really cheered me up. :(
 
if you lose that kinda time in fucking or within other sexual activities, I'm willing to die tonight anyone with me?
 
Re: According to validated scientific studies

hogjack said:
For EVERY HOUR of fucking and other sexual activities that one participates in a person loses two weeks off of their potential lifespan. So a couple of hours of copulation costs you a whole month!

So just say "No" or "No thank you, I would like to fuck like there is an asteroid headed our way and all of life will soon end; HOWEVER, I hope to be blessed with a long life and must avoid these sexual situations."

Where did you get that fact from ?;)
 
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