so tonight I was accused of having lots of women fall all over me here...

[lobito]

Are these women invisible & weightless?

How come I'm not getting as much "action" as I'm being accused of? How do I get some of this action?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Maybe they meant literally. Have you been falling asleep in the aisles again, Lo?

 

[glamorilla]

its the ass.

 

[Rambling Rose]

They're tripping over his ass?

 

[Ham Murabi]

I just found out from another thread that I may be gay because the insides of my thighs are smooth, yet I feel no desire to throw myself at your feet. Is there something wrong with me?

 

[roxanne69]

It's all about that ass!!!

 

[Angel]

Are these women invisible & weightless?

According to hollywood, yes.

 

[lobito]

must be the azz, tripping over me, I think that's it.

So where's the action? It's only 1:30am here, I thought this place was jumping this time of day.

 

[Rambling Rose]

According to hollywood, yes.

Zzzzap! Nice little zinger there.

 

[lobito]

Zzzzap! Nice little zinger there.

MMMMM, Zingers! OR do I want a ho ho?

I think I need me some phone sex, either that, or just going to bed.

 

[Rambling Rose]

For phone sex I definitely recommend a ho ho over a zinger. You'll feel better in the end.

 

[Cheyenne]

Yup, it's the ass.

And the Magic that I know has been used on the other side of the body.

 

[~Dream~]

nice ass, but mine's better

 

[Cheyenne]

nice ass, but mine's better

No, no it isn't.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I have yet to see an ass that compares to Lobitos. And, Lo, why do you want woman falling all over it? We want to keep it in view. Nice to see you back.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Are these women invisible & weightless?

How come I'm not getting as much "action" as I'm being accused of? How do I get some of this action?

That is the same response I give when I am accused of being a manwhore.

 

[J.B.]

Lo, I promise not to fall all over you, but can I nibble on your butt?