So this is where...

[GossipNewsCast]

Our employers hang out. Hmmm and they thought they could escape us here.
Fat chance!! X and Tease, You guys may sign our paychecks, But that doesn't mean we wont follow you around, picking up dirt on ya'
This seems like the perfect place to pick up some Gossip about people...Yeah baby yeah!!!

And you thought you were safe from us here.....NO way!!

Where are you anyway?? Come on!! Xan...or Tease...show your faces.

Hmmm there gotta be a lot of gossip running around this place.

 

[Starfish]

Yup, Gossip, Gossip, Gossip and you are either 13 years old or psycho for being that concerned about it.

 

[Mistress]

Jesus Christ! WTF are you doing here?
Go away, damn...fucking annoying!

 

[Starfish]

Mistress, can you tell me who the fuck this pestulence is?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Is wondering if those sick persons kid rock and sexythang have come back as a new person. Some people just don't have a life!

 

[Mistress]

No it's not them, Gossip is someone (More then one person) Who posts on mine and Xander's boards as a gossip group. Can be down right annoying some times, but at least they are harmless.

Now go away bad enough got to deal with you guys there....

 

[GossipNewsCast]

No we are not

Kidfuck and his skanky bitch.

As Tease says, we are a Gossip group expanding our horizont.
And expanding into our employers safe haven, literotica.
Seems like there is a shitload of gossip floating around in here. And we're here to collect and display.

Starfish...hmmm "Chocolate Starfish and the hotdog flavoured water" you're not a Limp Bizkit fan like Xan is, are you??

Where is Xan anyway...

 

[GossipNewsCast]

No it's not them, Gossip is someone (More then one person) Who posts on mine and Xander's boards as a gossip group. Can be down right annoying some times, but at least they are harmless.

Now go away bad enough got to deal with you guys there....

As if Tease, as If

 

[Starfish]

Hola, Children of the Gossip News Cast.


I will only warn you once.

You must tolerate spankings and occaisional anal intrusion, to remain here at Literotica. If you whine like little bitches then you will be gagged and shoved in a closet for weeks.

 

[Mistress]

I'm starting to think he's/they are some weirdo obsessed with Xander and I LOL! Got a sick sense of humor too.

 

[Starfish]

Sorry, no. I am a blue Starfish. Not Chocolate. I eat chocolate.

I am a String Cheese/Keller Williams fan.

I like double decker/double wides.

 

[Xander]

Jesus H fucking christ on a bike with no saddle!!!

What the hell are you guys doing here????

Go away!!!

Not in here guys, Not in here.

 

[Mistress]

Hey they contacted you first Xander LOL, your the one who talks to them more.

They wouldn't be so bad if they didn't ask sex questions all the time! LOL

 

[Guest]

Here is some juicy Gossip for you,

There is a board some where in cyberland where people have nothing better to do than talk about the people at the literotca board. We have now reached celeberity status.

 

[Starfish]

X and M, they found your linky poo!


GNC, (are you really an herbal supplement?)
May I ask what exactly is this Gossip being collected for?
If you don't have a damn good, non violating, creative use for it, then you ought to consider a hobby.

 

[Xander]

Hey they contacted you first Xander LOL, your the one who talks to them more.

They wouldn't be so bad if they didn't ask sex questions all the time! LOL

Yeah i know...sometimes I regret having hired them.
Ah well, as long as they stay in their designated basement, I can always log them up again.

 

[GossipNewsCast]

Here is some juicy Gossip for you,

There is a board some where in cyberland where people have nothing better to do than talk about the people at the literotca board. We have now reached celeberity status.

What you mean KidFuck's place? To hell with that, they are have nothing worth reading anyways, I ought to know I go there from time to time to look at the pathetic threads they start. You know they are still hung over Xanman and the Tease? Hell they even did a 'Bum' update on him, too bad the dumb asses are so lame, I could have had fun at their site.

 

[Starfish]

This is kind of funny.

I've got some gossip for you.

I like to eat pussy on a hot day, and I am a woman too.

 

[GossipNewsCast]

X and M, they found your linky poo!


GNC, (are you really an herbal supplement?)
May I ask what exactly is this Gossip being collected for?
If you don't have a damn good, non violating, creative use for it, then you ought to consider a hobby.

Who needs a good reason, it's Gossip!
We get our own little spot on Xanman's and Tease's boards and we get to dish all the dirt we want. We have even interviewed them. Looking for our next interview victim though, any offers?
Maybe we'll on blondy at Tease's board, he seems interested in knowing all about us.

 

[Xander]

*shakes head*

Will you guys go back to your cage now please!!!!!

 

[Starfish]

I didn't know what I was missing over there.

Mistress knows who much I love gossip.

 

[Mistress]

I really don't like the idea of you guys at Lit, man, this sucks ass.

 

[Starfish]

You need to train your employees better. You should consider using command words like...

BACK! Back I say!

Fetch. Fetch the link back home now. That's a good conglomerate.

 

[GossipNewsCast]

This is kind of funny.

I've got some gossip for you.

I like to eat pussy on a hot day, and I am a woman too.

Holy Fuck! Damn, no wonder you know the Tease! She's a carpet muncher in training you know....

 

[GossipNewsCast]

I really don't like the idea of you guys at Lit, man, this sucks ass.

How about I suck your ass?