So there I was...

[Liar]

...holed up in a Heathrow hotel lounge due to a cancelled flight (go fuck yourselves, BA), sipping a lukewarm but still reasonably enjoyable Kilkenny, and watching with waning interrest a recap of today's Wimbledon ladies doubles'...

...when I'm suddenly cornered and blatantly propositioned in a Polish/English hybrid, by a piece of joyride-for-rent in what appeared to be bright red cling wrap, barely covering the essential bits. Fake blondes, fake boobs and fake interrest aren't my bag, so it was easy to shoo her away. Also, considering how I looked - saying I travel casually is an understatement, and add to that a bad need for a shower, a shave and a change of socks - I'll never know what om earth made her think I carried around the kind of wads of cash girls like her are charging.

I know some forms of prostitution is legal here, but I thought that kind of bar hooking was at least big time frowned upon. Maybe it was a slow day.

Hopefully I'll get home tomorrow. Airports suck.

 

[Bert Notorius]

She probably thought you were french.

 

[Liar]

I'm probably the least french looking guy in Europe, except maybe a scottish ginger.

 

[blobfish]

She was what Americans refer to as a "British girl".

 

[BoyNextDoor]

...holed up in a Heathrow hotel lounge due to a cancelled flight (go fuck yourselves, BA), sipping a lukewarm but still reasonably enjoyable Kilkenny, and watching with waning interrest a recap of today's Wimbledon ladies doubles'...

...when I'm suddenly cornered and blatantly propositioned in a Polish/English hybrid, by a piece of joyride-for-rent in what appeared to be bright red cling wrap, barely covering the essential bits. Fake blondes, fake boobs and fake interrest aren't my bag, so it was easy to shoo her away. Also, considering how I looked - saying I travel casually is an understatement, and add to that a bad need for a shower, a shave and a change of socks - I'll never know what om earth made her think I carried around the kind of wads of cash girls like her are charging.

I know some forms of prostitution is legal here, but I thought that kind of bar hooking was at least big time frowned upon. Maybe it was a slow day.

Hopefully I'll get home tomorrow. Airports suck.

Wow man - too cheap to buy a Polish blowjob and tell the GB about it and too cheap to incur the charges to debate Palestine/Israel with Ellie. What am I to do for Saturday night entertainment?

 

[lovecraft68]

I was once approached by a emo looking girl with long blue hair. I was single at the time and honestly was debating it.

Then she got right up to me and I got a whiff of her. She had perfume on, but I could smell she needed a shower under that, so I passed.

And here I was thinking all hookers were pretty, clean and drug free. Like in pretty woman.