So? Just how offensive YOU be? Here? On this meaningless, liberated board?

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And, considering everyone's masked........

I, obviously can be very, very offensive (I pride myself so, I mean it's all such an 'experiment to me.) it's easy.

Are you confident enough with yourself? Are you egotistical enough to 'not give two shits what anyone other hidden, anonymous fuck here think?'

Like me.

If so, if so........ I think yer normal. Normal to me anyway.

If not....... If you 'care' about what other's here 'think' about you - then - it's my belief that yer slightly nuts.

You might ask yerself 'why?' Why does this idiot ask such stupid, inane fucking questions? Why does he 'not care?' Why? Does he want to piss other people off - here on this board?

My answer would be...... sure! Why the hell not? It's boring here otherwise. Why not push the 'relative reality' of this 'non-real' - clandestine existence?

What other 'fun' is there here? Making 'fake' friends?' Building 'lasting' relationships with fellow humans who can't/won't tell you who they really are? Hoping to get together in 'RL' for 'real sex' with some questionable Internet aquaintence?

Not me baby. Not me.

It's all about the 'fun' of pushing you people. That's what's fun for me.

And with that I'd like to to say:

Fuck the enviornment and ecollogy - suck it in and get immune.
Fuck grammar, means nothing.
Fuck spelling, means less.
Fuck pets of any kind.
Fuck fat, thick eyeglassed, middle-aged, house coat wearin', mini-van drivin' - too slow drivin' - 3 kid moms.
Fuck all old folks 'who think' they can drive.
Fuck all non-US folks who should not be driving.
Fuck all money grubbers of all kinds - so-called artists, politicians, stock brokers, lawyers, CEO's, doctor's, and......

Anyone who drives a fancy car.

And.......

Fuck God too. And Jesus can eat my bunghole.

That is all.

Man! Was that ever fun.

I love being offensive.
 
God damn it to fucking hell.

Apparently my problems with posting still persist.

Man'R must be fucking with me.
 
It's me of course.

Spark. This shit if fucking with my flow man.

I so love Ozzy.
 
Ahhhhh? Seeing who I might be this post......

don't ever know until it actually posts. Let's see......
 
You were hoping for PinkLady weren't you?


Do you watch The Osbourn's on MTV? That show makes me laugh.
 
T.H. Oughts said:
Hi Babe :kiss: ...... I think Sparky has PMS today :D

Hi Sweety...Nah...that's just Sparky being Sparky. You missed all his really truly gross threads.
 
lilfrk said:


Hi Sweety...Nah...that's just Sparky being Sparky. You missed all his really truly gross threads.
True, but today he seems a little lost in his word grouping skills than normal..... maybe he didn't have his cocoa before bed last night :D
 
Sparky, how dare you try to light your farts in here without inviting the rest of us to watch.

We always called it "torching up a fart," but one of my buddies told me they always called it "Torking."
 
Sparky, I feel rather obliged to inform you i have a slight dislike for your mannerisms.

And that bit of shit is about as fucking offensive as i goddman well get you fucked up little cunt.
 
Uh... Starblayde?
You're giving Sparky just exactly what he wants here.

You're kinda new, and i'm in an expansive mood (my period is finally almost over! yay!), so i'll give it you without making you work for it: Sparky'll eat someone like you up without even pausing for a burp.

Take a look at what and how some of those of us who are Sparky-experienced act around him. That should give you a clue.

OTOH, you might like the feel of Sparky chewing on you for awhile. The gods know we could use a few more masochists around here. We're badly outnumbered. In that case, please feel free to carry on, my wayward son.
:cool:
 
Sparky while you're at it..you should be watching Colin Quinn's new show.

Right up your alley.
 
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