so is this a porn site or what?? whers the SEX?!

Not sure actually when...at some point within the last week I think...Our new schedules aren't very good with the whole concept (one sleeping or working at almost all times the other isn't)...And honestly it's been a little lame recently... :(
 
My gf and I work in a swingers club on the weekends, so I've been getting it quite often lately. We're technically off the clock at midnight and then we go grab a room. We're not swingers, but it's a great atmosphere, especially for avid voyeurs like my girlfriend. I keep expecting her to pull up a chair and grab some popcorn to settle in and watch people fuck.

The entire weekend was good, but she was a little disappointed in me. After one orgasm sometimes I won't cum again no matter what we do or how long we go. I really didn't mind at all, but she didn't like it that we went for so long and I didn't "finish" a second time. I don't know what she was complaining about. If we were keeping score this weekend she beat me in orgasms 27 to 2. LOL.
 
Boota said:
My gf and I work in a swingers club on the weekends, so I've been getting it quite often lately. We're technically off the clock at midnight and then we go grab a room. We're not swingers, but it's a great atmosphere, especially for avid voyeurs like my girlfriend. I keep expecting her to pull up a chair and grab some popcorn to settle in and watch people fuck.

The entire weekend was good, but she was a little disappointed in me. After one orgasm sometimes I won't cum again no matter what we do or how long we go. I really didn't mind at all, but she didn't like it that we went for so long and I didn't "finish" a second time. I don't know what she was complaining about. If we were keeping score this weekend she beat me in orgasms 27 to 2. LOL.
Ok...as usual, you win. Seriously, do you ever just watch television. :rolleyes: Stop it, you're making me feel like a failure. :p
 
femininity said:
oh come on. we all have sex. some more regularly than others :cool:

so when last did ya get some? was it as good for him/ her as it was for you?

was it fun? did you come? how did ya do it?

indulge me :devil:
Finally, a thread I can actually understand.

I had a rather nice bout of sex the other morning before work -- I like to go into work smelling of pussy. I wish I could bottle that smell but my wife gets keeps walking about doing the housework afterwards so it's hard to keep the bottle in position long enough.
 
It is all imagination.

Anything else? I'd consult the family solicitors before answering.

They have been giving evasive answers to awkward questions since the 16th century.

Og
 
Boota said:
The entire weekend was good, but she was a little disappointed in me. After one orgasm sometimes I won't cum again no matter what we do or how long we go. I really didn't mind at all, but she didn't like it that we went for so long and I didn't "finish" a second time. I don't know what she was complaining about. If we were keeping score this weekend she beat me in orgasms 27 to 2. LOL.
I get the same reaction...Guys just aren't wired for multiple without some serious tantric skills...Personally, I always start by pleasuring her to ensure as many orgasms as possible afterwards :D
 
Oblimo said:
Much to my wife's annoyance, I cannot get emotionally engaged in phone or cyber sex. Over the phone, I get the giggles. With cyber, I can't resist the urge to improvise non-sexual narration, like knocking over a candle and setting the drapes on fire, being kidnapped by aliens, etc.

You (and those who identify with you) will love these:

http://www.goyk.com/text.asp?id=135


HARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
 
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