SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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I had to head off to the local costume shop to pick up a couple of things. They are having the staff wear costumes in work again this year. Well I decided I just had to take the bike, the weather was perfect and I was jonesing.
My wife and I showed up at the store and started looking around. The staff there were more than a little helpfull and we quickly found what we wanted. My wife picked up this cute little number while I picked up some rather nice Vampire Teeth and some makeup.
Walking out to the bike I decided I just had to play. I popped the teeth in and took my hair out of it's Pony Tail before I pulled on my helmet. I climbed into the saddle and waited for my wife to climb aboard. Looking at one of the staff members I smiled and she shuddered.
Now you have to understand I was wearing my winter gear. Black Denims and Boots, Black Leather Jacket with white piping and my 3/4 helmet with mirrored wrap around shades.
I kicked the bike into gear and we were off as the sun was setting. It wasn't quite dark yet but it was dimming down a bit. We pull up at a light only to be joined by a carload of Hispanics in their street racer special complete with the Virgin Mary on the Dash and Cross on the back window. They had their radio blasting and sat there yelling shit at me.
Now don't ask me why I did it but I did. I turned my head to look at them and smiled. A nice friendly open lipped smile.
The guy in the drivers seat sat there stunned for a minute before crossing himself and dropping the hammer. He blew across that intersection against the light and was just plain gone. I started laughing and couldn't stop. I had to pull over I was laughing so hard. When my wife asked me what I found so funny about the guy blowing the intersection I just smiled at her. She too started laughing.
I can well imagine what he told his buddies later.
Cat
My wife and I showed up at the store and started looking around. The staff there were more than a little helpfull and we quickly found what we wanted. My wife picked up this cute little number while I picked up some rather nice Vampire Teeth and some makeup.
Walking out to the bike I decided I just had to play. I popped the teeth in and took my hair out of it's Pony Tail before I pulled on my helmet. I climbed into the saddle and waited for my wife to climb aboard. Looking at one of the staff members I smiled and she shuddered.
Now you have to understand I was wearing my winter gear. Black Denims and Boots, Black Leather Jacket with white piping and my 3/4 helmet with mirrored wrap around shades.
I kicked the bike into gear and we were off as the sun was setting. It wasn't quite dark yet but it was dimming down a bit. We pull up at a light only to be joined by a carload of Hispanics in their street racer special complete with the Virgin Mary on the Dash and Cross on the back window. They had their radio blasting and sat there yelling shit at me.
Now don't ask me why I did it but I did. I turned my head to look at them and smiled. A nice friendly open lipped smile.
The guy in the drivers seat sat there stunned for a minute before crossing himself and dropping the hammer. He blew across that intersection against the light and was just plain gone. I started laughing and couldn't stop. I had to pull over I was laughing so hard. When my wife asked me what I found so funny about the guy blowing the intersection I just smiled at her. She too started laughing.
I can well imagine what he told his buddies later.
Cat
