So, I'm drunk

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and I've decided men are essentially worthless shitheads, and I got my belly button pierced today, and it kinda stings. How was your day?
 
Freya2 said:
and I've decided men are essentially worthless shitheads, and I got my belly button pierced today, and it kinda stings. How was your day?

*pounce*

I'm sober
horny
and getting my tongue done in a few days.
 
It is barely even started.

Sorry for my gender.

Hope this day is better, and your button does not get infected.

Despite what you think of men, I still think you are swell.
 
I'm kind of lonely. Not ALL men are worthless, just alot of them. You have to get a good guy. As a general rule, you shouldn't even associate with any guy that would rather watch a team sport than spend time with you.
 
Velius said:
I'm kind of lonely. Not ALL men are worthless, just alot of them. You have to get a good guy. As a general rule, you shouldn't even associate with any guy that would rather watch a team sport than spend time with you.

Nice floral pattern on your wallpaper, Velius.
 
Re: Re: So, I'm drunk

vixenshe said:


*pounce*

I'm sober
horny
and getting my tongue done in a few days.

Wish I was able to allieviate my horniness. Have fun talking with TB4P Vix ;)
 
Vix, I'm damn horny too! Thing is, we made a girl's night pact that we wont' let anyone go home with someone just cuz they are drunk and horny and they look good at that moment - cuz then we end with things like the 1 minute man! (Don't ask)


TWB - I think you're damn swell too! And dont' let anyone tell you that having a hole punched in your navel doesn't hurt.
 
Freya2 said:
Vix, I'm damn horny too! Thing is, we made a girl's night pact that we wont' let anyone go home with someone just cuz they are drunk and horny and they look good at that moment - cuz then we end with things like the 1 minute man! (Don't ask)


TWB - I think you're damn swell too! And dont' let anyone tell you that having a hole punched in your navel doesn't hurt.

Never thought it wouldn't. Although, I got my ear pierced once in a bar while drunk and it didn't hurt at all. Maybe you shoulda had it done in the bar. That would only have taken a minute too, but you would have something more permanent to remember it by. (lol).
 
Velius said:
I'm kind of lonely. Not ALL men are worthless, just alot of them. You have to get a good guy. As a general rule, you shouldn't even associate with any guy that would rather watch a team sport than spend time with you.

If it's hockey I dont mind - as long as he has the common sense to cheer for a good team.


And no, I know they aren't all worthless - I just haven't actually met a guy in real life that isn't. Then again, I do live in the armpit of Ontario.

That's your carpet? Nice conversation piece you have sitting there. Could I borrow it sometime?
 
Master Control said:


Toronto Maple Leafs?


Whats the Armpit of Ontario?

toronto

Detroit red Wings. The Armpit is damn close to Toronto though.
 
Freya2 said:


If it's hockey I dont mind - as long as he has the common sense to cheer for a good team.


And no, I know they aren't all worthless - I just haven't actually met a guy in real life that isn't. Then again, I do live in the armpit of Ontario.

That's your carpet? Nice conversation piece you have sitting there. Could I borrow it sometime?

Hockey is alright ;p Yeah, you can, but it's a package deal. You have to put up with cuddling and talking and such.
 
Velius said:


Hockey is alright ;p Yeah, you can, but it's a package deal. You have to put up with cuddling and talking and such.

I'm more in the mood for that tonight anyways. Just don't interrupt Don Cherry!
 
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