So, if yer really, really, really - big and fat - fuckin' huge....

[Uber Sparky]

how the hell...

do you wipe your ass????

I'm serious!

How the hell can you spread'em and reach way the hell up in there to wipe and get yerself clean?

Hell - I envision broccolli growing up inside there.

 

[Guest]

 

[Uber Sparky]

What? Cat got yer tounge there...

Bucket Head?

Pig shit Latin?

This is a suicide thread - it will Uber die - nobody will want to touch it with a twelve foot keyboard.

Just another Uber Test for the squirmish whimps who dominate this board.

 

[claude_moveml]

Rag on a stick.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Rag on a stick.

That was my thought exactly! Or maybe just the shit-hit the shower combo.

 

[Uber Sparky]

You could probably use a...

vacume hose - Hoover it out. Then spray some Lysol up there.

 

[MissTaken]

Nawww

edited because some things are better left unsaid!

 

[Calamity Jane]

spelling buddy says vacuum.

Car Wash. WIth the brushes.

 

[Gusty Wind]

<giggles>````<snort>

hehe...

use the rubber hose and spay wash them down ...

oo...oo..better yet...heh heh heh heh .....~weg~```

haha... jump in to the pOOl if you have one in you backyard..

hahaha lolololololol

or use the Stick to pick it off from a distance..haha lol

because it's big and Chranky..Chunky `~Sticky..Gess..

man...~~~~~.....<YUCK !!!>yooo slimy

wOOw.. slipery...~ w i n k ~mm.~licks~your lips...haha lol

 

[Gusty Wind]

Nawww

just rub your ass across the floor like a mutt dog.

lmfao

<bang my head on my key boad>

Ha..ha hahahahahahhahahhahahhhhahhahahahahahahha

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahaha

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhaha

OOOOO ... miss Yaken opps tpye~po ??!!

hmm... ehem.. <blink>...

MISS TAKEN...<BOW & look at my own shoes..>

well thank you very much for making laugh...

ooo... I you so mcuh...

AND I AM NOT !!! A LASBAIN...

I AM AS WOMAN AS CAN BE

HEHE>>>

DON"T BE ALAM..mmm..

see.. I just a Teaser...

nothing more...

and I like you very much

just a friend friend...muah`````

fly over the Mountain

Across the seas and Ocean...

hhahaa..

better yet.......

I just push my keys...

when I pick

to see you..

or when you Choose to ignore me...

It's ok with me too... sexyyyyyyy.. pal

just too far to get near you...

ooo...

my puter,,,

IF I would pick one item..only

I will PIck my PUTER...

 

[Guest]

Fat chicks suck(no offence)

But I'll fuck them.

i'm desperate!

 

[Gusty Wind]

That was my thought exactly! Or maybe just the shit-hit the shower combo.

....

 

[Gusty Wind]

Fat chicks suck(no offence)

But I'll fuck them.

i'm desperate!

.....

CV...

...mmm..

CV..

< ..... >

!!

 

[Uber Sparky]

Fat women are great - I love them - just don't want to 'go down'....

and see brown.

Ya know?

 

[Guest]

Nawww

edited because some things are better left unsaid!

You feel like chicken tonight-chicken tonight!

 

[His_kitty]

Oh Gawd and I was eating lunch when I opened this thread.

 

[Gusty Wind]

....

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm sure a lot of things are very difficult for the super-sized set.

Rather than make fun of them, maybe you can show some compassion.