So I was at the beach...

[marshalt]

...awhile back. I like to go there sometimes and clear my head. Well this girl came limping out of the water, in obvious pain. This beach is in a secluded area and it was just about empty that day. No cell service either. I did have a first aid kit in my car, but that was a good half a mile away and I didn't want to just leave her there. I knew that urine help soothe the a jellyfish's sting, so quickly I unzipped my pants and began to pee on her.

Turns out she just had a cramp.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That must've been embarrassing. They kick you out of medical school for stuff like that.

 

[marshalt]

That must've been embarrassing. They kick you out of medical school for stuff like that.

Good thing I'm not a doctor.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You just play one on the beach so you can pee on strange women?

 

[marshalt]

You just play one on the beach so you can pee on strange women?

You got it, chief.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

...awhile back. I like to go there sometimes and clear my head. Well this girl came limping out of the water, in obvious pain. This beach is in a secluded area and it was just about empty that day. No cell service either. I did have a first aid kit in my car, but that was a good half a mile away and I didn't want to just leave her there. I knew that urine help soothe the a jellyfish's sting, so quickly I unzipped my pants and began to pee on her.

Turns out she just had a cramp.

Urine does NOT help with a jellyfish sting.

 

[warrior queen]

Urine does NOT help with a jellyfish sting.

I think it's hilarious that people still think that.

 

[girlsmiley]

Marshal just wants to pee on people.

I kinda get that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hey Douchebag!

 

[marshalt]

Hey Douchebag!

I hope you fucking die while your family watches.

 

[Saint Peter]

I hope you fucking die while your family watches.

I hope you get stung by a jellyfish while attending a beer fest.

 

[girlsmiley]

I hope you get stung by a jellyfish while attending a beer fest.

And smoke.

 

[Laurel]

...awhile back. I like to go there sometimes and clear my head. Well this girl came limping out of the water, in obvious pain. This beach is in a secluded area and it was just about empty that day. No cell service either. I did have a first aid kit in my car, but that was a good half a mile away and I didn't want to just leave her there. I knew that urine help soothe the a jellyfish's sting, so quickly I unzipped my pants and began to pee on her.

Turns out she just had a cramp.

So nice to see you posting!

 

[dolf]

i laughed.

 

[kbate]

So nice to see you posting!

No it isn't.

this pointless snark courtesy of Girlsmiley via the "what the hell" thread.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No it isn't.

this pointless snark courtesy of Girlsmiley via the "what the hell" thread.

She's been on a cunt spout roll.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I hope you get stung by a jellyfish while attending a beer fest.

I LOLed.

Well done sir.

 

[Adre]

Turns out she just had a cramp.

I read 'crap'

 

[TonyClifton]

...awhile back. I like to go there sometimes and clear my head. Well this girl came limping out of the water, in obvious pain. This beach is in a secluded area and it was just about empty that day. No cell service either. I did have a first aid kit in my car, but that was a good half a mile away and I didn't want to just leave her there. I knew that urine help soothe the a jellyfish's sting, so quickly I unzipped my pants and began to pee on her.

Turns out she just had a cramp.

That was my joke.

I told it at the Boy Scout Jamboree last summer.

They turned off the microphone and security escorted me out.

 

[pink]

You were trying to be helpful, at least.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Turns out she just had a cramp.

High Five for making me laugh....

 

[Beebeeblue]

So nice to see you posting!

Now there is a name that I remember...

Greetings Kitty Mama!!!!!!!

 

[SeaDaddy1]

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video...feguard+Pees+In+Pool&c=6&sigr=11aooebqd&&tt=b

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

...lol

 

[girlsmiley]

No it isn't.

this pointless snark courtesy of Girlsmiley via the "what the hell" thread.