So, I Spent The Entire Weekend

[Bidin~Time]

fine, but until he can do a proper "boogity boogity boogity" AND know what it means, your education of the ladd is not complete.

We've done rather well with the limited amount of time we've had.....



I'm just afraid he'll sleep thru the stop in Chicago and end up gawd knows where

 

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We've done rather well with the limited amount of time we've had.....



I'm just afraid he'll sleep thru the stop in Chicago and end up gawd knows where

braggart

 

[Bidin~Time]

braggart

me???

brag????







ok maybe just a wee teensy bit

 

[brokenbrainwave]

me???

brag????







ok maybe just a wee teensy bit

well I have noticed she's gotten silent again. What, taking another ride while the ladd sings Lionel Richie "Stuck in you"?

omg, that was baddddd in a mean way

 

[k¡tty]

well I have noticed she's gotten silent again. What, taking another ride while the ladd sings Lionel Richie "Stuck in you"?

omg, that was baddddd in a mean way

*sigh*



I'm at emi's house y'know.. and she's been chatting it up with you.

Besides I'm busy.. getting my hair brushed and played with. O

 

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uh huh sure yep

 

[k¡tty]

Okay here's a few thangs I've done to him and she as well.


He tried a corndog last night, only one bite and said it was nasty.
-he wimped out and wouldn't take two bites.

He didn't like my beloved Slim Jims... the face he made was priceless.

Oh I took him to his very first Adult store today.. but he wouldn't buy anything or let me buy him a novelty. I offered to buy a penis cupcake thingy and make him some here but for some odd reason he wasn't into that.

He was amazed by the thickness of the steak he ordered the other night.

Oh Oh Oh and they took us to a strip club Friday night, my first ever and his first hillbilly one. We were a lil less than impressd tho.. I think the first chickie had just had a baby like 2 days before. *shudder*

emi's hubby was so upset because every waitress that walked past he'd pull to the side and ask them who Tony Blair was.. and no one knew. He was trying to convince them that our Brit boy was his nephew and no one was impressed 'cause they didn't know who Tony Blair was.

Ooooo and I took him into the greatest attraction in the south. Wal-Mart!!! He was soooooooooooooo impressed.

We're saving our ring pops for later on today.. 'nother thang they don't have over there. Oh and I'm on a mission to find a store that sells moonpies so he can try that and a RC cola.

 

[k¡tty]

uh huh sure yep

Well he is!


Am I suppose to turn down good hair tuggin just to sit here and chat with you? *snort*




;-)

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Jesus, why not just take him to a local snake handling church?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Well he is!


Am I suppose to turn down good hair tuggin just to sit here and chat with you? *snort*




;-)

hell no, I wont put out, he might.

 

[k¡tty]

Jesus, why not just take him to a local snake handling church?

Well Duh!






Services are tonight at 7pm.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

but has he tried grits covered in red eye gravy yet?

 

[k¡tty]

hell no, I wont put out, he might.

Yeah... uh huh.

You need to loosen up yer chastity belt a wee bit there sugah plum.


:eye roll emoticon:

 

[k¡tty]

but has he tried grits covered in red eye gravy yet?

Crud! We were gonna give him grits but I don't know if we'll have time to or not now.



He lurved the WV hotdogs tho and he liked the Blizzard from the DQ. I asked emi to stop so that we could throw out what we had left over.. and he chucked the entire container.

I'm calling the British embassy tomorrow and ratting him out for littering our highway.

 

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I'm calling the British embassy tomorrow and ratting him out for littering our highway.

look at it this way, it'll give ya something to pick up while wearing county orange after being found guilty of contributing to the delinquncy of a minor...

 

[teddybear4play]

Can I be next?

TB4p