So...I braved the mall

[PacificBlue]

I think I deserve some type of award for not standing in the middle of it and screaming until everyone backed away. I have never seen so many people in one place in all my life!

I went because a friend begged me to go for moral support and because I'm honest enough to tell people they look like shit in something when they really do. What's the point in telling someone a shirt looks good on them when they look like a geek?

Anyhoo...mission impossible was successful and said friend went home with gathered items bouncing with glee from the store.

It took 30 minutes to get out of the parking lot...something is wrong with that. I'm pledging to never, ever, ever go back! until after Christmas!

A woman does need shoes after all...

 

[Star of Penumbra]

It's nine days 'til Christmas.

What did you expect?

 

[truegentleman]

I just stand in the middle of the floor and start howling and barking. People usually back away and give you room.


But women don't seem to appreciate it.

 

[PacificBlue]

Yah, yah, yah... but you should have seen my friend smile when leaving for home "treasure" in hand.

 

[PacificBlue]

I just stand in the middle of the floor and start howling and barking. People usually back away and give you room.


But women don't seem to appreciate it.

Well Honey...we were in Victoria's Secret when you did that. What did you expect?

 

[Wiggles]

I went yesterday. I was in flight or fight mode about an hour into the experience. Eventually using my little sister as a plow.

Don't look at me like that! Who's going to slam theirselves into an eight year old? LoL

 

[PacificBlue]

I went yesterday. I was in flight or fight mode about an hour into the experience. Eventually using my little sister as a plow.

Don't look at me like that! Who's going to slam theirselves into an eight year old? LoL

Ooohhhh...good idea!

*scribbling notes*


Glad you survived and what's up with those "new" jeans that look like they are already dirty?

 

[truegentleman]

Getting to the mall is the biggest pain. If I can get there, I can deal with most of the people. But when they are in their cars they can do the dumbest things. You wonder how they make it through everyday life.

My biggest problem is my gym is right in the middle of a major shopping district.

 

[427cobra]

I think I deserve some type of award for not standing in the middle of it and screaming until everyone backed away. I have never seen so many people in one place in all my life!

I went because a friend begged me to go for moral support and because I'm honest enough to tell people they look like shit in something when they really do. What's the point in telling someone a shirt looks good on them when they look like a geek?

Anyhoo...mission impossible was successful and said friend went home with gathered items bouncing with glee from the store.

It took 30 minutes to get out of the parking lot...something is wrong with that. I'm pledging to never, ever, ever go back! until after Christmas!

A woman does need shoes after all...

Well, you're either brave, crazy or stupid. But, I happen to think that brave, crazy, stupid people should be rewarded and generously. So I hereby dub thee Lit's offical "Chrismas Ass Kicker."