So I bought this Book at Barnes and Noble and I really don't know why.

[KillerMuffin]

Other than the fact that it's a book and it was on sale and it vaguely applies to me so I could use it for reference. I'm big on reference books.

It's called Latina Beauty: A Get-Gorgeous Guide for Every Mujer.

I have no idea what a Mujer is. I just read the first three chapters and discovered that:

1. If you have a positive attitude you'll be more beautiful than if you have a negative attitude.

2. If you aren't caucasian you'll probably have to mix your own foundation color.

3. You should wash your face every day to not get acne.

4. Latinas make up 11% of the female population in the US and use 17% of the lipliner.

5. You should wash your hair with salon shampoo.

Hey, it's hardback, it's 6 bucks. I couldn't resist. I wanna be Sophia Loren.

I'll report back if they have anything interesting in the book. It's got this spanish stuff in it. I don't get it. Freaky.

 

[Pyper]

Tell me you really do know what mujer means and you're just kidding...

 

[KillerMuffin]

The only thing I admit that I can say in spanish is "No speaky espanol."

Mujer isn't in there. Does it mean hot babe?

What kind of word is mujer anyway? Mooo jur. (Is just teasin now.)

 

[LukkyKnight]

... have no idea what a Mujer is. I just read the first three chapters and discovered that:

It's a somewhat latino word for woman... ~LOL~

Beauty is about smiling, regardless of how much lipliner you inherit. See raindancer's av.

 

[Pyper]

Mujer= moo hair= woman.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Moo hair. I like that.

I'ma moo hair.



moo hair.

*chortles*

mooooooooooo hair.

Thank you Pyper!

moo hair.

 

[Mischka]

2. If you aren't caucasian you'll probably have to mix your own foundation color.

Who actually matches the shades of the drug store foundations? It's like Band-Aids - no one is really that color.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: So I bought this Book at Barnes and Noble and I really don't know why.

Who actually matches the shades of the drug store foundations? It's like Band-Aids - no one is really that color.

Actually, I do. There's this foundation that Estee Lauder makes (and I can't recall wht it's called, but I know it when I see it) that matches my complexion perfectly. It's invaluable to me a couple times a year. No. Don't ask.

 

[TN_Vixen]

The only thing I admit that I can say in spanish is "No speaky espanol."

come on down & take the Spanish class with me & PC. You can stay at my house. I won't molest you, I swear! hehe

 

[Mischka]

Estee Lauder is not a drug store brand.

 

[oceanbaby28]

Other than the fact that it's a book and it was on sale and it vaguely applies to me so I could use it for reference. I'm big on reference books.

It's called Latina Beauty: A Get-Gorgeous Guide for Every Mujer.

I have no idea what a Mujer is. I just read the first three chapters and discovered that:

1. If you have a positive attitude you'll be more beautiful than if you have a negative attitude.

2. If you aren't caucasian you'll probably have to mix your own foundation color.

3. You should wash your face every day to not get acne.

4. Latinas make up 11% of the female population in the US and use 17% of the lipliner.

5. You should wash your hair with salon shampoo.

Hey, it's hardback, it's 6 bucks. I couldn't resist. I wanna be Sophia Loren.

I'll report back if they have anything interesting in the book. It's got this spanish stuff in it. I don't get it. Freaky.

Sounds like an interesting book...

btw.. Sophia Loren is Italian.

 

[alexandraaah]

Moo hair is a much more reasonable option to the popular and coveted mohair.

Congratulations!

 

[perks]

El todo que usted ve, debo a espaguetis. ~Sophia Loren

 

[Eumenides]

El todo que usted ve, debo a espaguetis. ~Sophia Loren

Everything that you are, should be spaghetti?

I think I need to brush up on my spanish.

 

[perks]

Everything that you are, should be spaghetti?

I think I need to brush up on my spanish.

Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti.

 

[Eumenides]

Really?!

If you're not just pulling my leg, I was closer than I thought!

 

[nasty1]

I did that a couple times. I'm big on buying books that are large, because, I like the challange, but, Tom Clancy is just TOO technical. So, now I have 11-12 books, that I have NO idea what to do with.

 

[Eumenides]

I did that a couple times. I'm big on buying books that are large, because, I like the challange, but, Tom Clancy is just TOO technical. So, now I have 11-12 books, that I have NO idea what to do with.

Martha Stewart can make them into a really nice lamp base.

You should talk to her when she gets her get out of jail free card.

 

[perks]

Really?!

If you're not just pulling my leg, I was closer than I thought!

I'd tug your nipples, sugah, but never pull your leg, unless it was to get you closer.

That's the quote.

 

[Eumenides]

Please do!

 

[nasty1]

Martha Stewart can make them into a really nice lamp base.

You should talk to her when she gets her get out of jail free card.

I think I'm gonna either just let them collect dust, or, take them to a bookshop that collects em. Or, they could be used as TP.

 

[Eumenides]

I think I'm gonna either just let them collect dust, or, take them to a bookshop that collects em. Or, they could be used as TP.

Do you have birds? They make good birdcage liners!

 

[ScarlettRose]

I think I'm gonna either just let them collect dust, or, take them to a bookshop that collects em. Or, they could be used as TP.

Why not donate them to your local library? Or send them to me, I like Clancy.