so....i bought another vibe...

[dolf]

and it has all sorts of bits to put on it & thai beeds & stuff.

ok, it doesn't twist BUT it seems pretty robust

a gentle touch is great...but sometimes i crave a sledge hammer
xx

 

[FungiUg]

Have you tried double-teaming? That and a handy tongue are generally good at turning a woman into total orgasmic mush.

 

[dolf]

Have you tried double-teaming? That and a handy tongue are generally good at turning a woman into total orgasmic mush.

this celibacy thing i've been doing the last few months...just wanted you to know you're not helping!
xx

 

[FungiUg]

If you were closer, I'd offer to help! So it's all your fault.

Anyway, with two vibrators in simultaneous use... I'm sure you'll quite distracted enough.

 

[dolf]

but my vibe won't tie me up and bite me.....
would you?
xx

 

[navarre]

That's great! Congratulations.

But remember, we need to see the pics.

 

[FungiUg]

Well, for goodness sake, go buy some clamps as well!

I'm a biter... And I have the fangs to prove it.

 

[dolf]

but clamps don't whisper dirty things in my ear....
or spank me...
???
xx

 

[dolf]

That's great! Congratulations.

But remember, we need to see the pics.

with my turnover of av's you think i'd forget?
xx

 

[FungiUg]

but clamps don't whisper dirty things in my ear....
or spank me...
???
xx

Well, put a bow around your neck, jump in a box, and send yourself over here then! *chuckle*

Concentrate on what you CAN do, rather than what's missing. I mean, you can't change that overnight, so you may as well enjoy what you can.

Yeah, I know the missing bits are frustrating and annoying and heart-breaking. But you can still enjoy the bits that you CAN do.

 

[silver_inari]

and it has all sorts of bits to put on it & thai beeds & stuff.

ok, it doesn't twist BUT it seems pretty robust

a gentle touch is great...but sometimes i crave a sledge hammer
xx

I hear ya....

Let me tell you, with my husband gone so much, my toys have become my good friends.

 

[dolf]

can do's are done so no more whining from me!

*sticking stamps on arse* how many will i need?
xx

 

[dolf]

Re: Re: so....i bought another vibe...

I hear ya....

Let me tell you, with my husband gone so much, my toys have become my good friends.

it came with eggs...that'll make the supermarket more fun
xx

 

[silver_inari]

Re: Re: Re: so....i bought another vibe...

it came with eggs...that'll make the supermarket more fun
xx

Now I'm going to be giggling hysterically next time I go to the market and people are going to be wondering why I'm laughing at cartons of eggs...thanks dolf!

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Re: so....i bought another vibe...

it came with eggs...that'll make the supermarket more fun
xx

Or for that matter, a trip around the zoo...

I like those things. One of the ways I like to keep a horny submissive... horny.

Now, get back to licking those stamps and slapping them down on your butt. You're gonna need a lot of stamps! So... lick, slap! Lick, slap! Lick, slap! ...

 

[dolf]

Re: Re: Re: Re: so....i bought another vibe...

Or for that matter, a trip around the zoo...

I like those things. One of the ways I like to keep a horny submissive... horny.

Now, get back to licking those stamps and slapping them down on your butt. You're gonna need a lot of stamps! So... lick, slap! Lick, slap! Lick, slap! ...

*get's all confused, licks butt and stamps on tongue* ouch!

i'm off to bed g'night
xx

 

[FungiUg]

G'nite. Enjoy those bed-time bumps and vibrations...

 

[BlueSugar]

what... no picture or product name


shame shame...

 

[silver_inari]

Re: Re: Re: Re: so....i bought another vibe...

I like those things. One of the ways I like to keep a horny submissive... horny.

I'll have to mention that one to my husband...he'd like that idea.

 

[Guest]

and it has all sorts of bits to put on it & thai beeds & stuff.

ok, it doesn't twist BUT it seems pretty robust

a gentle touch is great...but sometimes i crave a sledge hammer
xx

*grin* Like I said .." A good "horse fuckin"..

 

[dolf]

Re: Re: so....i bought another vibe...

*grin* Like I said .." A good "horse fuckin"..

i always admire a man who isn't afraid to state the bloody obvious
xx

 

[MastrJ]

What sort of vibrator did you settle on? It almost sounds as though it something that could double as a DIY tool when you decide to redecorate.

 

[dolf]

What sort of vibrator did you settle on? It almost sounds as though it something that could double as a DIY tool when you decide to redecorate.

power tools! now why didn't i think of that
xx

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: so....i bought another vibe...

i always admire a man who isn't afraid to state the bloody obvious
xx

Yup..Not afraid a bit ..and I also Bite, Scratch, and Pull Hair..And thats just when I'm in a vanilla-ish mood..

 

[~hellbaby~]

power tools! now why didn't i think of that
xx

Power tools are great~the motor never burns out