So horny. Anyone want to PM me?

[babygrl8989]

Hi, Im 23 F, 5'3, 125 pds, C cup. home alone. so horny... anyone want to help me get off?

 

[Phelia]

I'm SO sorry, but I really don't. Still, thank you for considering me for the opportunity, and good luck. Happy apocalypse!

 

[IndieSnob]

No. I don't want internet VDs.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hi, Im 23 F, 5'3, 125 pds, C cup. home alone. so horny... anyone want to help me get off?

tempting...

 

[coastal-boy]

I wonder if an 89 89 is anything like a 69 69?

 

[John Doe]

Hi, Im 23 F, 5'3, 125 pds, C cup. home alone. so horny... anyone want to help me get off?

I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick.

 

[blobfish]

I wonder if an 89 89 is anything like a 69 69?

89 may be some form of teabagging.

 

[Phelia]

I wonder if an 89 89 is anything like a 69 69?

Ohh, a 69 69 sounds fun. 89 is a prime number, so you just know it's gonna be something wild.

 

[Phelia]

89 may be some form of teabagging.

That was my instinct. Then I thought it might be titty-fucking. Then I thought it might be some obscure weird-part-of-the-internet porn thing. The point is, perhaps we'll never know.

 

[blobfish]

That was my instinct. Then I thought it might be titty-fucking. Then I thought it might be some obscure weird-part-of-the-internet porn thing. The point is, perhaps we'll never know.

I think you may be right about the titty thing. For the life of me, I can't figure out why teabagging is a thing. It's like the planking of sex acts.

 

[Wok]

Hi, Im 23 F, 5'3, 125 pds, C cup. home alone. so horny... anyone want to help me get off?

Skype me bb.

I will show you my little Kim.

 

[Saint Peter]

Skype me bb.

I will show you my little Kim.

You are one sick mofo.

 

[Sinny]

You are one sick mofo.

And that is why he is loved and revered.

 

[pink]

You scared her off.

 

[bronzeage]

You scared her off.

She wanted to get off.