So fucking mad- need a distraction

CandiCame

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I just learned 2 very bad things

1: A statue that I own that is shattered into a thousand pieces like so many dreams- is worth- unshattered, about $1000. To me. Many of you know that I am fucking broke as shit. That is a FORTUNE to me. I had no idea it was that expensive, because if it were I could have sold it, gotten out of debt, and began my life at near $0. It would have been a relief, a fresh start- a reason to live, and believe I hadn't fucked up irreparably. But I can't- because it's been shattered, by my mother, in a bitch fit. I blame myself for having it on display instead of stored neatly and protectively in the box it came in. I had no idea it was that expensive- it was gift. My logic was- who the fuck would give me something expensive. Seriously- if you know me at all, especially at the time he gave it to me, that's sound logic. I would have sold it for drugs! Now I would sell it for a life. I... I guess he was right- I just don't appreciate anything.

2: Australians, for some reason, invented a horrible, bunny-killing disease. Less personal and more just, "WTF? Bunnys? Hmm... germ warfare?"
 
I just learned 2 very bad things

1: A statue that I own that is shattered into a thousand pieces like so many dreams- is worth- unshattered, about $1000. To me. Many of you know that I am fucking broke as shit. That is a FORTUNE to me. I had no idea it was that expensive, because if it were I could have sold it, gotten out of debt, and began my life at near $0. It would have been a relief, a fresh start- a reason to live, and believe I hadn't fucked up irreparably. But I can't- because it's been shattered, by my mother, in a bitch fit. I blame myself for having it on display instead of stored neatly and protectively in the box it came in. I had no idea it was that expensive- it was gift. My logic was- who the fuck would give me something expensive. Seriously- if you know me at all, especially at the time he gave it to me, that's sound logic. I would have sold it for drugs! Now I would sell it for a life. I... I guess he was right- I just don't appreciate anything.

2: Australians, for some reason, invented a horrible, bunny-killing disease. Less personal and more just, "WTF? Bunnys? Hmm... germ warfare?"

We've invented a bunny-specific strain of herpes too. It makes them sterile.
 
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