So, first they sell a town on eBay, then a family. What's next?

[islandman]

What do you have to auction off on eBay?

I'd offer a lucky someone the opportunity to light a a big-ass firework sticking out of Hanns' ass.

Of course, all proceeds would be donated to "Let's buy a new stap-on for Perky" fund.

 

[Saint Valentine]

A while back I saw an add for, "Several, assorted small children."

 

[HeavyStick]

Hanns

 

[His_kitty]

I'd auction Heavy off...


X amount per orgasm he gives them.


All monies would go to the kitty toy fund.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I've put myself up for auction.

It's for a worthy cause.

 

[Killswitch]

I'd like to put the White House up for sale.

I bet that would draw a lot of media attention.....dont you?

 

[PacificBlue]

Me.

I doubt anyone could afford me though.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I heard some guy sold his soul on ebay for a few bucks...

 

[islandman]

Me.

I doubt anyone could afford me though.

I'd start off small, maybe a pair of used panties and bra?

 

[HeavyStick]

I'd auction Heavy off...


X amount per orgasm he gives them.


All monies would go to the kitty toy fund.

Hey......

 

[PacificBlue]

I'd start off small, maybe a pair of used panties and bra?

Why would I want used panties and bras? I can look in my dirty clothes hamper for those.

I want sexy summer dresses that are backless and strappy sandals to go with!!!

 

[PacificBlue]

Why would I want used panties and bras? I can look in my dirty clothes hamper for those.

I want sexy summer dresses that are backless and strappy sandals to go with!!!

ps...I'd also like a collection of berry red toenail polishes to choose from.

 

[marksgirl]

I have a teenager....any takers?

 

[Tantrikenetic]

I'm guessing virginity.

 

[His_kitty]

Hey......

Wot?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'm guessing virginity.

Nope, you can't because it's not a tangible object and also violates prostitution laws.

You also can't buy/sell souls. You CAN however sell this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3201760629

Edit - Too much time passed. TO see it go here: http://somethingawful.com/archives/daily/news-archive-21-1-2003.htm
And scroll alllllllll the way down.

 

[HeavyStick]

Wot?

you wouldn't keep me for your's and honey's pleasure?

 

[islandman]

Why would I want used panties and bras? I can look in my dirty clothes hamper for those.

I want sexy summer dresses that are backless and strappy sandals to go with!!!

I meant you should auction yours off. Otherwise, you're kinkier that I initially thought you were.

 

[His_kitty]

you wouldn't keep me for your's and honey's pleasure?

Would you make me pay?

 

[HeavyStick]

Would you make me pay?

We'd cum up with a barter system.

 

[His_kitty]

We'd cum up with a barter system.

Only posting again so my AV can enjoy the mangina

 

[honeylick]

Only posting again so my AV can enjoy the mangina

-giggle-

 

[HeavyStick]

smakit-flipit-rubit down!



OK

 

[honeylick]

-smirk-

 

[Tranquility]

I would auction off my mother in law with all proceeds going to the damn bingo ppl in hopes they would take a trip somewhere and leave my poor father in law alone. My luck would have to relist her and damn near give her away but thats ok she would gone damnit and don't think hubby would miss her for nano second