So bring me up to speed here...

[NoJo]

...is it still acceptable to blurt, flirt, swear and generally talk crap here?

Because quite frankly, that's pretty much all I do nowadays. I like to think I've come to terms with who I am.

Old friends, say hello!

Young friends, say wattup!

 

[TxRad]

...is it still acceptable to blurt, flirt, swear and generally talk crap here?

Because quite frankly, that's pretty much all I do nowadays. I like to think I've come to terms with who I am.

Old friends, say hello!

Young friends, say wattup!

Hell yeah, you can blurt, flirt, swear, and talk crap. The faces have changed and we have our own pet troll but other than that. same A, same H.

I saw you sneaking in earlier in the week. How the hell have you been, to start with and what terms did you negotiate with yourself? Was it total surrender or more of an armed truce?

 

[Stella_Omega]

How the hell have you been, to start with and what terms did you negotiate with yourself? Was it total surrender or more of an armed truce?

And did you hold yourself hostage?

 

[NoJo]

Hi Tx!

I've been good! 2010 has been a year of changes, most of them for the better, and 2011 promises to be another eventful year for me.

As I mentioned, I now live an aquatic life -- and a solitary one too, which right now suits me pretty well. Let's see, what else:

• I'm finally working in a job that uses my maths skills, rather than my IT skills, so I actually look forward to heading into work these days;
• I do occasional stand-up comedy;
• I still play in a function (party) band; playing a fancy New Year's Eve party this year;
• I'm "back in the game" as far as dating goes;
• I shaved my head -- but it grew back in time for the record cold winter;
• I'm training for a tough Marathon in Ireland in April.

Er, there's probably more stuff....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

And did you hold yourself hostage?

Well, if one can play with himself, one can definitely hold oneself for ransom, I reckon...

 

[NoJo]

And did you hold yourself hostage?

I tried, but it's like tickling -- it just didn't get me turned on

 

[jomar]

Welcome back again. Was this a record time away?

 

[NoJo]

So Stella, might 2011 be the year of change for you??

 

[NoJo]

Welcome back again. Was this a record time away?

No, once I managed to stay clean for a whole year

 

[jomar]

No, once I managed to stay clean for a whole year

I remember you saying that - and that it was a prediction not a threat.

How's life on the water?

Got a youtube of your standup?

 

[NoJo]

Got a youtube of your standup?

I fucking hope not.

Life on the water is cool. I'm surrounded by Urban Nature.

 

[jomar]

I fucking hope not.

Life on the water is cool. I'm surrounded by Urban Nature.

Your stand up that bad?

I see you urban naturists those TV shows. Actually, I think it very nice.

 

[NoJo]

Your stand up that bad?

Actually, it's ok. It just needs a lot of honing. Like maybe two years' of weekly humiliation.

It's sort of Steve Wright one-liners. In fact I have keep checking to make sure he hasn't done some of them first:

Here's a snippet:


Sometimes I pay this nice girl to give me a hand job. Here’s a trick: Get her to use her left hand because then it feels like someone else is doing it.

Sometimes she sits on my face and tells me to sniff her panties. Really she should just throw them straight in the machine if she’s not sure about them.

I’m dating too. I’m hoping one day I might find a proper girlfriend who’d actually enjoy indulging my fetish for being smothered but frankly I’m not holding my breath.

The most recent date I went on said she wouldn’t sleep with me if she and I were the last two people on earth. I said “Fine. But getting back to tonight...”

I trod on a butterfly yesterday. I can't wait to see how different everything will turn out.

Some people were abused as children. Some people abuse children. I guess it all balances out nicely.

Years later you’ll look back on this and laugh.

I’m quite happy with forced laughter. It really doesn’t have to be genuine.

Don’t heckle me until I've finished my act.

If you chop a worm in two, one half dies, and the other half seeks revenge.

I share 95% of my genes with a chimpanzee. He’s never once thanked me.

 

[jomar]

Actually, it's ok. It just needs a lot of honing. Like maybe two years' of weekly humiliation.

It's sort of Steve Wright one-liners. In fact I have keep checking to make sure he hasn't done some of them first:

Here's a snippet:


Sometimes I pay this nice girl to give me a hand job. Here’s a trick: Get her to use her left hand because then it feels like someone else is doing it.

Sometimes she sits on my face and tells me to sniff her panties. Really she should just throw them straight in the machine if she’s not sure about them.

I’m dating too. I’m hoping one day I might find a proper girlfriend who’d actually enjoy indulging my fetish for being smothered but frankly I’m not holding my breath.

The most recent date I went on said she wouldn’t sleep with me if she and I were the last two people on earth. I said “Fine. But getting back to tonight...”

I trod on a butterfly yesterday. I can't wait to see how different everything will turn out.

Some people were abused as children. Some people abuse children. I guess it all balances out nicely.

Years later you’ll look back on this and laugh.

I’m quite happy with forced laughter. It really doesn’t have to be genuine.

Don’t heckle me until I've finished my act.

If you chop a worm in two, one half dies, and the other half seeks revenge.

I share 95% of my genes with a chimpanzee. He’s never once thanked me.

Some really good potential there...critique/comment if you want, but very much so, I think. Delivery/timing will be crucial.

I love David Wright. Always liked: "I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."

And then his God/money/time joke is classic.

Best wishes for your success!

 

[cloudy]

I've missed you.

 

[glynndah]

I think I remember you.

 

[NoJo]

I think I remember you.

I think I remember you too

I've missed you.

Likewise, sweetheart. Is lovely Abs ever around? If not, tell her I missed her too, but also to go fuck herself, just in case she thinks I've mellowed

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Actually, it's ok. It just needs a lot of honing. Like maybe two years' of weekly humiliation.

It's sort of Steve Wright one-liners. In fact I have keep checking to make sure he hasn't done some of them first:

Here's a snippet:


Sometimes I pay this nice girl to give me a hand job. Here’s a trick: Get her to use her left hand because then it feels like someone else is doing it.

Sometimes she sits on my face and tells me to sniff her panties. Really she should just throw them straight in the machine if she’s not sure about them.

I’m dating too. I’m hoping one day I might find a proper girlfriend who’d actually enjoy indulging my fetish for being smothered but frankly I’m not holding my breath.

The most recent date I went on said she wouldn’t sleep with me if she and I were the last two people on earth. I said “Fine. But getting back to tonight...”

I trod on a butterfly yesterday. I can't wait to see how different everything will turn out.

Some people were abused as children. Some people abuse children. I guess it all balances out nicely.

Years later you’ll look back on this and laugh.

I’m quite happy with forced laughter. It really doesn’t have to be genuine.

Don’t heckle me until I've finished my act.

If you chop a worm in two, one half dies, and the other half seeks revenge.

I share 95% of my genes with a chimpanzee. He’s never once thanked me.

You need better material.

 

[cloudy]

I think I remember you too


Likewise, sweetheart. Is lovely Abs ever around? If not, tell her I missed her too, but also to go fuck herself, just in case she thinks I've mellowed

She's around here every once in awhile, but I talk to her on the phone pretty regularly. I'll tell her.

 

[TE999]

...is it still acceptable to blurt, flirt, swear and generally talk crap here?

Because quite frankly, that's pretty much all I do nowadays. I like to think I've come to terms with who I am.

Old friends, say hello!

Young friends, say wattup!

I ain't young, but WAAZZUUP!! Good ta meetcha.

 

[fuckwaffle]

well let's see, carol is in jail, bruce is lusting after robyn, phil just killed cockrobin and steve is sitting in the corning counting his cockleshells.

other than that there's absolutely nothing new.

i just wanted to see how many time i could get the word cock in a sentence.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think I remember you too


Likewise, sweetheart. Is lovely Abs ever around? If not, tell her I missed her too, but also to go fuck herself, just in case she thinks I've mellowed

Jo, you filty whore!! I've missed you as well. I'm glad to see no one killed or maimed you.

 

[NoJo]

Jo, you filty whore!! I've missed you as well. I'm glad to see no one killed or maimed you.

Silly, I'd never let anyone but you kill or maim me

 

[Pure]

some nice lines there, joe. welcome back.

i think the controversies are pretty much the same, except that the 'you don't belong here, among published pro's like me' contingent is stronger.

 

[NoJo]

some nice lines there, joe. welcome back.

i think the controversies are pretty much the same, except that the 'you don't belong here, among published pro's like me' contingent is stronger.

I hope they are all paid-up union members