openthighs_sarah
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Okay, 25 inches of snow is fun, and I was very happy to have the day off, but now I'm starting to lose my mind a little. I just got back from an "adventure": digging my car out of the hole into which it had sunk when I tried to go out to a friend's house. Now my ribs are sore and I'm sweaty and unhappy and I'm starting to wonder if maybe I'll have to eat my dog. Not because I'm starving, but just because it would break the monotony a little...
So here's my plan for the rest of the afternoon: 1) take a shower, 2) lie around the house naked and make phone calls with my legs spread open, just for fun, 3) briefly fantasize about showing up at my neighbor's door, wearing nothing but earmuffs and a thong, 4) discard the fantasy as soon as I remember that he's in his seventies, and I could go to jail if he dies, 5) play with my dog, Escher, and maybe teach him some amazing new trick, 6) read a few stories that were recommended to me, and 7) play with my toys...
Anyone else in Litworld snowbound today? What are you doing to amuse yourself?
~sarah
So here's my plan for the rest of the afternoon: 1) take a shower, 2) lie around the house naked and make phone calls with my legs spread open, just for fun, 3) briefly fantasize about showing up at my neighbor's door, wearing nothing but earmuffs and a thong, 4) discard the fantasy as soon as I remember that he's in his seventies, and I could go to jail if he dies, 5) play with my dog, Escher, and maybe teach him some amazing new trick, 6) read a few stories that were recommended to me, and 7) play with my toys...
Anyone else in Litworld snowbound today? What are you doing to amuse yourself?
~sarah