Snak heads, mute Asian swans, and Zebra mussels, Oh my!

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Snake heads, mute Asian swans, and Zebra mussels, Oh my!

I can't help it, I keep finding these odd stories and am compelled to share them.

In shame, Perdita

Attack of the Killer Fish WA Post editorial, May 23, 2004

THEY LOOK LIKE aliens from a science fiction movie. Their reputation -- a killer fish that breathes air -- is appealingly ghoulish. But the discovery of three northern snakeheads in the waters of the Potomac has implications far beyond the tabloid headlines they inspire. Jerry McKnight of the Maryland Department of Natural Resources puts it succinctly: "The northern snakehead is the nasty, slimy, toothy tip of the iceberg."

Indeed, the snakehead, originally imported from Asia, is only the most recent of several damaging "invasive species" to arrive in this region from other continents. Mute swans from Asia, although more attractive than the snakehead, are wreaking destruction on the underwater grasses of the Chesapeake Bay, ruining the habitat for crabs and native fish and pushing out native swans. The South American nutria, a water-dwelling rodent native to South America, is destroying Maryland marshes. Zebra mussels, imported to the Great Lakes in the ballast water of ships, have clogged up water systems, doing billions of dollars of damage, and are headed this way. Like all of them, the snakehead has no natural predators in this area and no organic role in the local ecosystem. The fish has the potential to destroy some or all of the Potomac's other fish and to take down fishing and tourist businesses as well. Worse, there is almost nothing state officials here or anywhere else can do about it, except ask anglers to kill them.

There are, however, steps that can be taken at the federal level, if not to destroy the snakehead, then at least to block other invasive species from doing even more damage. States can ban ownership of particular animals, but they do not have authority to ban their import from abroad. They can attempt to cull or control animals, but only within their own borders. Yet there is no reason why importers of exotic fish or animals should have fewer federal controls on their business than importers of other damaging or polluting substances have. A pair of bills making their way very slowly through Congress would mandate controls over the exotic fish trade and establish standards for ships carrying foreign ballast water as well. If it serves no other purpose, the latest snakehead scare should force politicians to focus harder on the damage that exotic plants and animals can do to native species, whether they get here accidentally or on purpose.
 
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Great article, Perdita.

It brings to mind the kudzu I see right out my window.

It was originally brought here from Africa (I believe, might be wrong), and was thought to be good ground cover to help with erosion, etc.

They didn't realize what good "ground cover" it was. It will take over anything that is standing still for more than a day or two. There is nothing you can do to get rid of it. Round-up, etc., will kill it back some, but it won't go away. Burning, even, just discourages it for a little while. When we first bought our home, and were cleaning up a bit, we found a huge disc plow, in very good shape, and a small outbuilding. We begain by trying to clean off a cotton combine that had fallen prey to it, and discovered the other things purely by chance.

Honeysuckle and blackberry vines are almost as bad. And the local copperheads love it. Makes it scary to send the kids outside to play.
 
I've heard of the snakeheads and the zebra mussels, but not the mutant asian swans.

Look how many times you hear stories about someone pulling pirahana out of a lake or rivers. I believe one was pulled from the Thames.

I the Pocono's this past winter, they found an alligator frozen in one of the ponds.

People want exotic pets and when they find they can't maintain them, they ditch them wherever.

Sad.:(
 
There is nothing you can do to get rid of it. Round-up, etc., will kill it back some, but it won't go away. Burning, even, just discourages it for a little while.

Here in Florida they're experimenting with a species of sheep that just loves to eat the stuff.

That piranha in the Thames wouldn't have lasted the winter. It comes from a tropical region; it gets too damn cold in the UK. I was there a couple of winters ago; if I were a piranha I wouldn't live there.
 
I doubt that anything logical will stop the importation of exotic and dangerous species.

There’s always some dip who thinks that a Cleveland apartment building is the perfect location for keeping herds* of cobras. Then, through some unforeseeable accident, their pet escapes.

Then, nobody can put the mussel back into the zebra.


* Okay, not a herd, what? A squirm? A neighborHood?
 
a shrewdness of apes,
an army of frogs,
A bloat Hippopotamuses,
an exaltation of larks,
and a cackle of hyenas went into this pub, right?

<make up your own joke>
 
I'm still trying to figure out the guy in NYC who had the tiger, and an aligator in his apartment, maybe it's me.....but don't ya think some one would have heard that????:confused:
 
We have the zebra mussels here and it's no joke. They don't clog up the lake water intakes, but what they do is filter all the little beasties out of the water and let the sun penetrate farther in to the water. This lets a noxious algae grow on the water intakes, and the algae emits a coumarin-like chemical that makes the drinking water taste the way a dog dish smells on a summer day. Some people are more sensitive to this than others, and my family can even smell it on dishes that come out of the dishwasher.

We were assured by the health department that the chemical wasn't dangerous, but guess what? We're now getting reports of allergic reactions and worse.

---dr.M.
 
I'm still trying to figure out the guy in NYC who had the tiger, and an aligator in his apartment, maybe it's me.....but don't ya think some one would have heard that????

One went SNAP, the other said - hey! - you're a cheetah.

(I'm going to laugh at my own joke here, because otherwise there may be an akward silence)
 
dirtylover said:
One went SNAP, the other said - hey! - you're a cheetah.

(I'm going to laugh at my own joke here, because otherwise there may be an akward silence)

No one calls me a cheetah......I always play fair......(laughing at my own equally sad joke)
 
http://www.geocities.com/thesciencefiles/cobra/picmain.JPG


The things you can learn, that you really didn’t want to know!

“King Cobras are the only snakes that build nests. The nest has two stories, and consists of mounds of leaves (preferably bamboo) that the queen whips together with her body coils. The female King Cobra lays up to 40 eggs on the first floor, then rests on the second story while watching her eggs. The baby King Cobra is about a foot and a half long when born!”


So maybe a Cleveland apartment building IS the perfect location for keeping Cobras.

I stand corrected. Preferably, on top a chair.
 
dirtylover said:
One went SNAP, the other said - hey! - you're a cheetah.

(I'm going to laugh at my own joke here, because otherwise there may be an akward silence)

:eek:

I'm shocked, I actually laughed at that!

Lou :p
 
Tatelou said:
:eek:

I'm shocked, I actually laughed at that!

Lou :p

Was it just a little giggle, or a full belly laugh?

And Abs, snap out of it...you're like a little swallow, stealing stuff...jeez, how did this get onto the page, it didn't even make sense inmy head...

...stopping b4 thread is truly hi-jacked.....

I wanna fly to Cuba
 
dirtylover said:
Was it just a little giggle, or a full belly laugh?

And Abs, snap out of it...you're like a little swallow, stealing stuff...jeez, how did this get onto the page, it didn't even make sense inmy head...

...stopping b4 thread is truly hi-jacked.....

I wanna fly to Cuba

More of a snicker.

Oh, and it's not swallows that steal things, it magpies. :p

Stopping, too...

Lou ;)

Edited to add: I think I'd be best off taking a trip to Coventry. ;)
 
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FYI: Multitudes

An Army of Ants
An Army of Caterpillars
A Bale of Turtles
A Barren of Mules
A Bed of Oysters
A Bevy of Roebucks
A Bouquet of Pheasants
A Brood of Chicks
A Building of Rooks
A Business of Ferrets
A Cast of Hawks
A Cete of Badgers
A Charm of Finches
A Clew of Worms
A Clowder of Cats
A Colony of Ants
A Congregation of Plovers
A Covey of Partridges
A Covey of Quails
A Covey of Quail
A Crash of Rhinoceroses
A Deceit of Lapwings
A Descent of Woodpeckers
A Dissimulation of Birds
A Drift of Hogs
A Drift of Swans
A Drove of Cattle
A Dule of Doves
An Exaltation of Larks
A Fall of Woodcocks
A Flight of Swallows
A Flock of Sheep
A Gaggle of Geese
A Gam of Whales
A Gang of Elk
A Harras of Horses
A Herd of Elephants
A Host of Sparrows
A Hover of Trout
A Husk of Hares
A Kindle of Kittens
A Knot of Toads
A Labor of Moles
A Leap of Leopards
A Litter of Pups
A Mob of Whales
A Murmuration of Starlings
A Mustering of Storks
A Nest of Rabbits
An Ostentation of Peacocks
A Pace of Asses
A Pack of Wolves
A Paddling of Ducks
A Parcel of Penguins
A Parliament of Owls
A Peep of Chickens
A Pitying of Turtledoves
A Plague of Locusts
A Pod of Seals
A Pod of Whales
A Pride of Lions
A Rafter of Turkeys
A Rag of Colts
A Richness of Martens
A Route of Wolves
A Run of Whales
A School of Fish
A Shoal of Bass
A Shrewdness of Apes
A Siege of Herons
A Singular of Boars
A Skulk of Foxes
A Sleuth of Bears
A Sloth of Bears
A Smack of Jellyfish
A Sounder of Swine
A Spring of Teal
A String of Ponies
A Swarm of Bees
A Tidings of Magpies
A Trips of Goats
A Troop of Kangaroos
An Unkindness of Ravens
A Walk of Snails, Snipe
A Watch of Nightingales
 
but what they do is filter all the little beasties out of the water

But, but, but...water filtration can be a good thing...can't they put them where they'll do some good?
 
Re: FYI: Multitudes

perdita said:
An Army of Ants
An Army of Caterpillars
A Bale of Turtles
A Barren of Mules
A Bed of Oysters
A Bevy of Roebucks
A Bouquet of Pheasants
A Brood of Chicks
A Building of Rooks
A Business of Ferrets
A Cast of Hawks
A Cete of Badgers
A Charm of Finches
A Clew of Worms
A Clowder of Cats
A Colony of Ants
A Congregation of Plovers
A Covey of Partridges
A Covey of Quails
A Covey of Quail
A Crash of Rhinoceroses
A Deceit of Lapwings
A Descent of Woodpeckers
A Dissimulation of Birds
A Drift of Hogs
A Drift of Swans
A Drove of Cattle
A Dule of Doves
An Exaltation of Larks
A Fall of Woodcocks
A Flight of Swallows
A Flock of Sheep
A Gaggle of Geese
A Gam of Whales
A Gang of Elk
A Harras of Horses
A Herd of Elephants
A Host of Sparrows
A Hover of Trout
A Husk of Hares
A Kindle of Kittens
A Knot of Toads
A Labor of Moles
A Leap of Leopards
A Litter of Pups
A Mob of Whales
A Murmuration of Starlings
A Mustering of Storks
A Nest of Rabbits
An Ostentation of Peacocks
A Pace of Asses
A Pack of Wolves
A Paddling of Ducks
A Parcel of Penguins
A Parliament of Owls
A Peep of Chickens
A Pitying of Turtledoves
A Plague of Locusts
A Pod of Seals
A Pod of Whales
A Pride of Lions
A Rafter of Turkeys
A Rag of Colts
A Richness of Martens
A Route of Wolves
A Run of Whales
A School of Fish
A Shoal of Bass
A Shrewdness of Apes
A Siege of Herons
A Singular of Boars
A Skulk of Foxes
A Sleuth of Bears
A Sloth of Bears
A Smack of Jellyfish
A Sounder of Swine
A Spring of Teal
A String of Ponies
A Swarm of Bees
A Tidings of Magpies
A Trips of Goats
A Troop of Kangaroos
An Unkindness of Ravens
A Walk of Snails, Snipe
A Watch of Nightingales

OK, perdita has WAY to much free time on her hands. I think someone should give her something to do. Any ideas??? :confused:
 
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cheerful_deviant said:
OK, perdita has WAY to much free time on her hands. I think someone should give her something to do. Any ideas??? :confused:
No, no, no, you are so wrong. I have never had enough time for what I love to do. The list was copied and pasted, sent to me a long time ago, saved and easily found in my directory labeled "misc". But thanks for your concern.

Perdita
 
"A Smack of Jellyfish!"

:D

One more I know is "A Murder of Crows". Oh yeah, and "A Troop of Monkeys".

Lou - fascinated by the crows thing.
 
McKenna said:
Interesting read Perdita, thanks for sharing.

I was told once the tumbleweed was actually imported from Mongolia. Can anyone confirm this?


Tumbleweeds were first reported in the United States around 1877 in Bon Homme County, South Dakota, apparently transported in flax seed imported by Ukrainian farmers. Within two decades it had tumbled into a dozen states, and by 1900, it had reached the Pacific Coast.

~A~
:)
 
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