Smutty Terms Survey: Vulva

[KSweetums]

Please rank these terms from best to worst in the parentheses after “Rank.” If any of these terms are jarring or offensive to you, please note that in the parentheses after “Emotions.” Optionally, if they evoke any other emotions, please note them. Finally, at the bottom, please propose any alternate terms you’d propose in the parentheses after “Write-In Candidates.”

Self/Implied* Rank () Emotions ()
Privates Rank () Emotions ()
Vulva Rank () Emotions ()
Genitals Rank () Emotions ()
Beaver Rank () Emotions ()
Sex Rank () Emotions ()
Write-In Candidates ()
*e.g. “She spread herself for him with her fingers”

Example filled-out survey (not my real opinion):

Breasts Rank (5) Emotions (Suicidal)
Bust Rank (6) Emotions (Sexy)
Bosom Rank (1) Emotions (Ennui)
Boobs Rank (3) Emotions (Jarring)
Knockers Rank (4) Emotions (Offensive)
Tits Rank (2) Emotions (Glee)
Write-In Candidates (whompers, cans, bazookas, charlies, jugs)

 

[Athalia]

Is this for a term paper or something? I see no earthly reason for trying to rank these things. They are all shades of colors in a palette of words, each with their particular nuances. You might as well rank colors or musical notes.

FWIW, I think I have used all these terms at least once, with the exception of "beaver." I thought that term went out with the last century.

 

[HappySpouse]

Is this for a term paper or something? I see no earthly reason for trying to rank these things. They are all shades of colors in a palette of words, each with their particular nuances. You might as well rank colors or musical notes.

First, that is a very apt comparison as it is a rather silly exercise from my point of view. Second, I have always been inexplicably fond of half-notes. Third, my point of view isn't the only one, and if they want it, I got minute to spare while my food is cooking.

Privates Rank (6) Emotions (Makes me think of cock-n-balls which I find very off-putting)

Vulva Rank (5) Emotions (Parental, as in teaching our kids the proper anatomical terminology)

Beaver Rank (4) Emotions (Amused. I always picture the scene in Naked Gun where Leslie Nielsen talks to a woman up on a ladder saying, "Nice beaver," and she replies, "Thank you, I just had it stuffed." Then she hands him down a taxidermied beaver)

Genitals Rank (3) Emotions (Completely neutral and losing interest the exercise)

Sex Rank (2) Emotions (This is the first kinda erotic word, but mostly fits in places where stronger terms are inappropriate)

Self Rank (1) Emotions (I love female masturbation so this one kinda works for me.)

Write-In Candidates (Personally, I'm a big fan of pussy. Pussy, to me, has just that right balance of sounding delicate and strong and vulgar and feminist and...well...to be honest, appetizing.)

Hope that helps.

 

[46n2]

I sort of think "vulva" specifically, is hot.

I don't think I've ever used it more than once. But I agree, can we get some feedback on that specifically?

Is "Vulva", smutty?

I think it is. Or it can be. In the very best way.

 

[jehoram]

I am shocked ... shocked ... not to find "pudenda" on the list.

 

[KSweetums]

I am shocked ... shocked ... not to find "pudenda" on the list.

Pudenda is a correct term. I tried to include the six most popular terms. What says the crowdsource? Popular enough for the list or too obscure?

 

[KSweetums]

Is this for a term paper or something? I see no earthly reason for trying to rank these things. They are all shades of colors in a palette of words, each with their particular nuances. You might as well rank colors or musical notes.

FWIW, I think I have used all these terms at least once, with the exception of "beaver." I thought that term went out with the last century.

My intention is to find out what words people like/dislike and why they like/dislike them. How would you go about it?

What prompted this inquiry generally is a chat I had amongst a group of really hardcore deviant folks and finding that among the women in that particular group at least that the word "pussy," which is almost a default name in my parlance, was offensive to many and so offensive to some that they would stop reading. That was an eye opener for me. I mean "cunt" I can understand, but "pussy"?

 

[HankDolworth]

Is your name Mulva??

A girls name that rhymes with a part of a female anatomy.

Of course the name was Dolores...

Thank you Seinfeld.