Smutty joke

[Phoenyx]

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.

She says: 'But sir, its just a sperm bank!' 'I don't care, open it now!' he orders. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.

The guy says: 'Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!' She looks at him: 'BUT, they are sperm samples?' 'DO IT!' So the nurse sucks it back.
'That one there, drink that one as well', so the nurse drinks that one as well.

Finally, after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says: 'See honey - its not that hard.'"

 

[Asendin]

lol

 

[Sephiroth]

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A: A licker cabinet.

 

[Moridin187]

Oh man.. I know I'm gonna get my head bitten off for this.. but I just love the joke too much.. And if any of you blondes out there wanna get back at me in kind, find some irish jokes and post them up here.




A man is in an elevator on his way to the sperm bank, a blonde gets in on the second floor, he asks her which floor she's going to. She replies that she is going to the fourth floor where she works as a receptionist, she glances and sees that the seventh floor button is lit and says. "Oh, you're donating sperm? How kind of you." The man shrugs and replies "Hey, I get $100 just for jerking off into a cup, easy money you know?" The blonde agrees and gets a thoughtful (Well as thoughtful as a blonde can get) look in her eye. She gets off at the fourth floor.

A week later the man finds himself in the same elevator of the same building on business. Once again the same blonde gets into the elevator. The man smiles at her and asks "Floor number 4 right?" The blonde shakes her head, and with her cheeks puffed out wide, holds up seven fingers.