Smurfing & Shrimping?

[PaganZepher]

Does anyone know the meaning of these two sexual acts/positions/techniques? I have heard/seen each of these mentioned but cannot figure out exactly what they are from the context they were used. Thanks for the help.

 

[HeavyStick]

LOL


Reverse Cowgirl
Glass bottom boat
donkey punch
chili dog
filthy sanchez

 

[HeavyStick]

http://www.ohmy.net/glossary/

safe link

 

[Nora]

I thought this was gonna be a thread about how to catch little, blue sea creatures. I can't decide whether I'm disappointed or not.

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought this was gonna be a thread about how to catch little, blue sea creatures. I can't decide whether I'm disappointed or not.

Now I have a reason to like Texas. TY Nora.

 

[SpectralDragoon]

http://www.ohmy.net/glossary/

safe link

Safe, but not very effective.

those terms weren't there.

 

[Nora]

Now I have a reason to like Texas. TY Nora.

Anytime, sweet potato.

Uh...I'm sorry to say that I looked them up elsewhere, SD. Uh. Um. EW.

Ok, uh. I found two definitions for "Shrimping" one of which is just sucking your partner's toes. The other is uh. A derivitive form of uh. felching, apparently. Specific, that is. Using a straw to suck the uh. cum out of your partner's anus, afterwards. Uh. Ick.

Smurfing seems to be rather forcefully rubbing your partner's face against your testicles. Presuming you're a guy, that is. The other person, I assume, gets "smurfed."

I feel so DIRTY now! ewwwwwww!

 

[Freya]

Ok, uh. I found two definitions for "Shrimping" one of which is just sucking your partner's toes. The other is uh. A derivitive form of uh. felching, apparently. Specific, that is. Using a straw to suck the uh. cum out of your partner's anus, afterwards. Uh. Ick.

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That cannot be healthy.

Nora, you're really making me want to come to Texas now.

 

[SpectralDragoon]

and knowing is supposed to be half of the battle... right?

*shiver*

 

[PaganZepher]

Thanks Nora. If those are accurate descriptions I am *really* sorry I asked. I need to keep my curiosity in check. Thanks again.

 

[HeavyStick]

Anytime, sweet potato.


I feel so DIRTY now! ewwwwwww!

Wanna roleplay? I can be Poppa Smurf.

 

[Nora]

That cannot be healthy.

Nora, you're really making me want to come to Texas now.

You just want me for my Googling skills.


I'm getting quite the education on the page where I found smurfing. I'm not EVEN telling you about the joys of the snot-rocket, saddlebagging or the dreaded "scooter pie". Christ, I'm not even out of the s's yet!

 

[Nora]

Thanks Nora. If those are accurate descriptions I am *really* sorry I asked. I need to keep my curiosity in check. Thanks again.

Yeahhhh...I know what you mean. I think there are things in the world I'm just better off not knowing about, ya know? The site on which I'm stuck is Glossery of Perversions. It's pretty obvious that some are just there for shock value and are likely made up by the contributors, but some are..uh. Not. Either way, you're almost welcome, PZ.

HeavyStick? I always wanted to be Smurfette. She got *all* the attention.

 

[HeavyStick]

 

[Wiggles]

The other is uh. A derivitive form of uh. felching, apparently. Specific, that is. Using a straw to suck the uh. cum out of your partner's anus, afterwards. Uh. Ick.

I could've gone the rest of my lifetime without knowing that!

Eeesh.

You learn new things every day!

 

[Freya]

OMFG! LOL

Abe Lincoln - Doggy style sex, Just before you climax, give her a donkey punch, then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face, shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.

Sounds like a Hanns special.

 

[bknight2602]

OMFG! LOL

Abe Lincoln - Doggy style sex, Just before you climax, give her a donkey punch, then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face, shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.

Sounds like a Hanns special.

This sort os sexuall perversion doesn't sound all that exciting, Freya.

 

[Nora]

LMAO! Like I said, quite a few seem to be the products of a bored hanns-type with little outlet for his sexuality other than his hand.

I kinda liked Rodeo Sex - When you are doing your girl doggystyle, bend over and whisper in her ear, "you're almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

 

[Freya]

LMAO! Like I said, quite a few seem to be the products of a bored hanns-type with little outlet for his sexuality other than his hand.

I kinda liked Rodeo Sex - When you are doing your girl doggystyle, bend over and whisper in her ear, "you're almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

LOL! Some of these are funny. Check Heavy Stick's thread.

 

[LisaFunOne1]

um.....
im with PZ on this one... i wish i had never asked


but i think i will drop by that site Nora mentioned