Smoking

[Ally C]

Theory: Sex was invented to boost cigarette sales. The more you smoke before and/or during and/or after sex, the less sex you have. Depressed at your dwindling sex life, you reach for another cigarette and the cycle continues.



Can I have a billion dollars now please?

 

[Bob Peale]

Brings to mind another quote..

"Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers."

 

[Ally C]

Yes Bob

Sounds like smoke and mirrors. Cigar smoke no doubt. I bet the mirrors are gilded as well.

 

[Bob Peale]

...If not the cage

 

[Ally C]

The Cage?

I thought it was The Rock ...

 

[Bob Peale]

Rock of ages?

 

[Ally C]

R101

Wasn't that Led Zeppelin? I thought it blew up.

 

[Bob Peale]

Yes, nasty incident. Something to do with Porno for Pyros

 

[Ally C]

Pyros?

Ah yes ... those magnificent men in their flying pyramid machines.