SMOKIN'

[Guru]

Ambro just quit, and now he's become the Pied-Piper of Zantac. (This is a really good thing, because smoking kills--it killed my mother.)

But, I have that vice, sort of. I have a nice, big, cheap CIGAR sitting on my desk that I will smoke soon. (Need to be in the right mood, and have plenty of liqueur like Courvasier.)

But here's the topic:

How many of you can smoke once or twice a month, and not get hooked?

 

[Flagg]

I can! No really I can! Sure I know I had like 20 yesterday but that's only because I really wanted to you know. I mean I didn't have to smoke 20. No sirree, I am master of my actions. Hell I 'll even prove it you - I'll smoke only one ... tomorrow.