Smart-alec Answers

[NymphGoddess]

Dumbasses in the news

Ok, what did that stupid ex of mine do now?

it's entirely possible that it was the same thing that mine did...ya never know

 

[AngelicAssassin]

How much whipping is to (sic) much?

When i can't lift my arm anymore.

 

[BiBunny]

When i can't lift my arm anymore.

That's when you switch arms, duh.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

That's when you switch arms, duh.

Then do the hokey pokey ...

 

[Windflower]

Smart-alec Answer toward the thread: How do you know?

The tag at the backside of my underwear told me so.

My question is, how do you know if you're a sub, Dom, or nothing (or I suppose vanilla seems to be the term to use instead of "nothing")?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

For all of you that will never make "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" or even "The Weakest Link" here's the world's easiest quiz!

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

The Canary Islands are in the Atlantic

 

[Windflower]

I'm having a baby!!!

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=634743


Smart-alec Answer: Better YOU, than me!

 

[Windflower]

positive vibe center

Darn. Thought that one was dedicated to the subject of vibrators somehow.
Had to use my backbutton. I'm sure it's a nice discussion though.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The Canary Islands are in the Atlantic

Congrats. Only three more to actually pass ...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Congrats. Only three more to actually pass ...

You put they were in the Pacific have they moved them when I wasn't looking?

 

[intothewoods]

Every time I see that Asphyxiation thread I hear "Anticipation" by Carly Simon in my head. Whatever the title is.

Also, are you one of the bdsm cool kids? I hear I'm in with the in crowd...isn't that how it goes?

So I hear voices in my head. So what?

 

[midwestyankee]

Every time I see that Asphyxiation thread I hear "Anticipation" by Carly Simon in my head. Whatever the title is.

Also, are you one of the bdsm cool kids? I hear I'm in with the in crowd...isn't that how it goes?

So I hear voices in my head. So what?

At least your voices sing some good stuff.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You put they were in the Pacific have they moved them when I wasn't looking?

Minus one half. Read the list again.

1) Did the Hundred Years War last 100 years?
2) Does Panama make Panama hats?
3) Do we get catgut from cat's guts?
4) Do/did Russians celebrate the October Revolution in the month of October?
5) Is a camel's hair brush made from a camel?

7) Was King George VI's first name George?
8) Are purple finches purple in color?
9) Are Chinese gooseberries from China? (This is the one softball pitch, with a twist).

 

[unregistered]

Kiwifruit

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Minus one half. Read the list again.

1) Did the Hundred Years War last 100 years?
2) Does Panama make Panama hats?
3) Do we get catgut from cat's guts?
4) Do/did Russians celebrate the October Revolution in the month of October?
5) Is a camel's hair brush made from a camel?

7) Was King George VI's first name George?
8) Are purple finches purple in color?
9) Are Chinese gooseberries from China? (This is the one softball pitch, with a twist).

Not sure what you're getting at I've seen the list of questions many times before and the answers (it's been around so long it's grown whiskers!) just pointing out that the Canaries aren't in the Pacific Ocean

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Not sure what you're getting at ... just pointing out that the Canaries aren't in the Pacific Ocean

Just pointing out the other questions were misleading as well, and intended to be.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well yes but still bona fide questions

 

[Windflower]

If you were only allowed one kink? (Silly thread)

Smart-alec Answers: I'd claim to be suffering with a multi-personalities disorder so each one of mine could choose their favorite.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Smart Alec answers

Who is this Alec ? what makes him think he's so smart?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

He actually understood the questions.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Must have been given the right info in the first place then

 

[karen16]

Minus one half. Read the list again.

1) Did the Hundred Years War last 100 years?
2) Does Panama make Panama hats?
3) Do we get catgut from cat's guts?
4) Do/did Russians celebrate the October Revolution in the month of October?
5) Is a camel's hair brush made from a camel?

7) Was King George VI's first name George?
8) Are purple finches purple in color?
9) Are Chinese gooseberries from China? (This is the one softball pitch, with a twist).

lol....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

That or had the ability to read
Not everything is black and white, and print is dead, so sayeth Dr. Egon Spengler.
between the lines.

 

[clock1]

There is no writing between the lines, I looked (with a magnifying glass). It is called comprehension.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Agh but sometimes you have to hi-light the fact