Smart-alec Answers

[graceanne]

Making Marks

Dick and Jane meet. They drink too much, have a little fun, and 9 months later . . . MARK!

Glad I could help.

 

[graceanne]

How did you get into BDSM?

One leg at a time. How do you get into it?

 

[Sharon_]

Do you read subject lines on threads and have an almost irresistable urge to give a smart-alec response to it? Until now you've been good, and resisted because... well... it's bad, right?

I'm not here to troll or flame so....

...but on Usenet or private fora, nah...I don't resist at all, I spit it right on out.
<cheeky grin>

'Tis not good to keep all that evil bottled up inside.

--
Winner, 2003 alt.hackers.malicious Wanker Stomping Award
August, 2005 Hammer of Thor

"Sharon is the most dangerous women I've virtually met. Perhaps the most dangerous thing about her is she seems unaware of how dangerous she is.".....Dan Mocsny

 

[kinkyknickers]

"It's not a good sign when Isreal".....


Inspies a movie like- Don't mess with the Zohan.

 

[graceanne]

Favorite type of gag

The type that goes in the mouth.

So glad I could be of help.

 

[graceanne]

women smelling and tasting their own ass

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/396845689_63aa40502b.jpg?v=0

 

[DVS]

Master and Subs CD's . . . no I don't have that CD, is it a new group?

It's a sub group.

 

[DVS]

I got this feedback email from anonymous, that seemed quite concerned about the boss' well being in my story "My New Boss".

"I really think this is too much on this poor boss woman. I think you should stop."

OK, I'm assuming this person understands that it's only a story, right? Or am I that good of a writer that someone actually thinks these people are real?

OK, I'll go with that...I'm such a good writer that someone actually thinks these characters are real. Cool beans.

 

[Harmony_1985]

There was a guy PMing me back and forth on here, wanting me to cyber to help him masturbate and he said "I could do with a hand".

My reply?

God gave you 2 of them.

 

[graceanne]

It's a sub group.

LOL That's awful. Very punny.

There was a guy PMing me back and forth on here, wanting me to cyber to help him masturbate and he said "I could do with a hand".

My reply?

God gave you 2 of them.

*snort*

You really should bring this one to the asshat thread - they'll laugh their asses off.

 

[intothewoods]

Rewards & Punishments

Rewards = jewelry, clothes, a clean house, a clean kitty litter box. I have to work on the order of importance there.

Punishments = having to watch Bill O'Reilly, wear crocs, or drink Bud Lite (just kidding, LB).

Wha--too high maintenance?

 

[midwestyankee]

Gentle, Yet Firm

New and improved Flog detergent....gets your clothes so clean you'll think you beat them against a rock with your very own hands.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Bumper Sticker: When Bush was elected, gas was $1.41

i found it for $1.52 today at Krogers.

Gas fluctuated by a dime or more in the course of a week during Slick Willie's last three years in office.

Congrats on your irrelevance.

 

[Harmony_1985]

"So what sort of things do you like to do the bedroom?"

Sex and sleep mainly, what else would you do in there?

 

[graceanne]

Who am I?

ToPleaseHim

Didn't you know that?

 

[LilyBart]

Rewards = jewelry, clothes, a clean house, a clean kitty litter box. I have to work on the order of importance there.

Punishments = having to watch Bill O'Reilly, wear crocs, or drink Bud Lite (just kidding, LB).

Wha--too high maintenance?

Ha ha! I just saw this.

You will be proud of me. Its been months since my last Bud Lite. Really.

~LB

(I don't have a cat, but otherwise agree with your "rewards" ....especially the clean house. But jewelry will take my mind off a messy environment....)

 

[intothewoods]

Ha ha! I just saw this.

You will be proud of me. Its been months since my last Bud Lite. Really.

~LB

(I don't have a cat, but otherwise agree with your "rewards" ....especially the clean house. But jewelry will take my mind off a messy environment....)

Heh. Clean litter box and clean house ... a girl can dream.

 

[LilyBart]

Heh. Clean litter box and clean house ... a girl can dream.

Wait! I forgot to mention: wearing crocs is punishment. Ick.
I don't watch much TV but I recall O'Reilly is punishment. As are a few others...

I expected a little more hoopla over my Bud Lite abstinence.

~LB

(I don't normally post in this thread...I think I am hijacking...so sorry...)

 

[intothewoods]

Wait! I forgot to mention: wearing crocs is punishment. Ick.
I don't watch much TV but I recall O'Reilly is punishment. As are a few others...

I expected a little more hoopla over my Bud Lite abstinence.

~LB

(I don't normally post in this thread...I think I am hijacking...so sorry...)

Oh, I'm sorry. Hooray! I mean, I was going to say hooray, but I wanted you to feel like you had an out in case the bud lite snuck back in to your cupboard. It happens!

 

[LilyBart]

Oh, I'm sorry. Hooray! I mean, I was going to say hooray, but I wanted you to feel like you had an out in case the bud lite snuck back in to your cupboard. It happens!

heh...you and MWY have cured me of my Bud Lite thing. I just gave up beer.

~LB
(but thanks for the out, sistah... )

 

[Windflower]

Seeking Sub Female to Serve Couple

Ok, brainiac. You and a kazillion others.
Though the rest do seem to have enough sense to find the PERSONAL section.

 

[HarlotMinx]

We were looking at where to get food and I'm a bit picky on what I eat if I get a choice. She makes the comment that I was being a pain in the ass. Well I, being a proper SAM have to pipe in "well you just haven't been properly stretched out ma'am"..... I spent our lunch with a rather large, aged ginger plug up my ass.

-poppet

[edit] I got this image in my email shortly after posting this. Turns out Mistress visited the asian market today.

 

[HarlotMinx]

Sigh, I wonder who these people are... I think eventually I'm going to get added to some cyber sex black list.... wont I be the lucky one?

Hey,
Im m 30 from england now in Canada. Im 6'2" tall, green eyes, athletic...do you ever msn or yahoo chat?
Matt

Hey! I'm 35, from West Virginia, 6'5" tall, blue eyes, athletic as well, I've got a nice hairy chest, and I'm hung like a horse. I'd love to chat on msn or yahoo hun.
Ivan

-poppet

 

[Windflower]

Dumbasses in the news

Ok, what did that stupid ex of mine do now?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Should I be punished for being slutty?

No, you should have posted here.