Smart-alec Answers

[intothewoods]

invisible tatoos?

applied by magical Doms, no doubt.

 

[intothewoods]

switchability!

the new game from hasbro.

 

[intothewoods]

real subs v. topping from the bottoms

Real subs come from happy cows. Happy cows come from California.

 

[graceanne]

Real subs come from happy cows. Happy cows come from California.

What about all those un-real, invisible subs? Where do THEY come from? Hm?

 

[Shankara20]

What about all those un-real, invisible subs? Where do THEY come from? Hm?

Invisible subs? What about yellow subs?

"We all live in a yellow submarine
yellow submarine
yellow submarine"

 

[midwestyankee]

Invisible subs? What about yellow subs?

"We all live in a yellow submarine
yellow submarine
yellow submarine"

Yellow is the new invisible.

 

[FungiUg]

First you open the sub wide.
Then, spread it liberally with a whole grain mustard down one side, and a good relish down the other (or pesto if that's the way you swing).
Now add some good cheese, gherkin, meat if that's your preference (a goodly amount of salami is mine), thick slices of tomato and liberal amounts of salt and pepper.
Finally, close the sub up, and sink your teeth in.

Now that's a real sub!

 

[intothewoods]

First you open the sub wide.
Then, spread it liberally with a whole grain mustard down one side, and a good relish down the other (or pesto if that's the way you swing).
Now add some good cheese, gherkin, meat if that's your preference (a goodly amount of salami is mine), thick slices of tomato and liberal amounts of salt and pepper.
Finally, close the sub up, and sink your teeth in.

Now that's a real sub!

Mmmm, subbie deliciousness...

 

[graceanne]

Consent.

NO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! *pbthh*

 

[A Desert Rose]

I love being told what to do...does anyone like to be told or to tell?

No.

I only hang out here to annoy the fuck out of everyone.

 

[Essene]

News From the Land Down Under aka I'm my own Grandpa

I'm My Own Grandpa
Lyrics: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Music: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]

 

[Essene]

Learn to be a Dom?

Learn to be a Dom?

I thought you just supposed to add water and then watch them puff up.

 

[JupitersGirl]

applied by magical Doms, no doubt.

Well, mystical, at the very least!

 

[Shankara20]

What do you fear?

nothing except fear itself....


sorry Franklin.

 

[graceanne]

The GB Sucks . . .

Uh . . duh?

 

[graceanne]

Anyone really just like the idea of domination?

I love being told what to do . . .does anyone else like to be told or tell?

DUH!

.

 

[graceanne]

Master and Subs CD's . . . no I don't have that CD, is it a new group?

 

[graceanne]

Delving the pysche of sadists . . . wow, that didn't take too long.

 

[graceanne]

If you were in little women . . .

Um, I'm not even gonna go there. That's just perverted.

 

[midwestyankee]

How would I find a sub?

I think the Air Force uses sonar mounted in long-range planes. Myself, I just go to Quizno's for a veggie with everything.

 

[Harlet_Minx]

I Said Good Morning!

...and I said the first person who tries to wake me up is getting a foot up their- Oh hello sir!

The Who am I game

The current favorite for those suffering with amnesia

 

[SubKekiLee]

Smart Alec...

Hmmm friend stops by with cake called Better than Sex cake....

Sir says so is it?

Sub says.. can I refrain from anwsering that as it may incriminate me later...

Sir: Oh thats 3 more..
Sub Says : DAMN!

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Not related to the post above...

Because you're an idiot.
LC

 

[graceanne]

Smart Alec...

Hmmm friend stops by with cake called Better than Sex cake....

Sir says so is it?

Sub says.. can I refrain from anwsering that as it may incriminate me later...

Sir: Oh thats 3 more..
Sub Says : DAMN!

That should be on the 'things a sub should NEVER say to her dom' thread. LOL

 

[kinkyknickers]

Break My Wife.



......So she'll match my broken psyche.