Smart-alec Answers

[midwestyankee]

I don't know how to ask for variations on oral sex because I haven't found something

If you can't find what's between your legs, maybe oral sex shouldn't be your first concern.

 

[BiBunny]

Bourbon is supposed to be sipped.. no slugged like that rot-gut they make down in Lynchburg.

Dude...the two greatest things in the history of the world came out of Middle Tennessee--Walking Horses and Jack Daniels. They don't call it Tennessee Sippin' Whiskey 'cause you're supposed to chug it.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Bourbon is supposed to be sipped.. no slugged like that rot-gut they make down in Lynchburg.

True... but my comment was in regard to using it as the prime ingredient in a liquid diet, and not intended to be taken as a serious indicator of my drinking habits.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Dude...the two greatest things in the history of the world came out of Middle Tennessee--Walking Horses and Jack Daniels. They don't call it Tennessee Sippin' Whiskey 'cause you're supposed to chug it.

Dudette.. they filter that skunk water with charcoal and they use recycled barrels (which they buy from the bourbon distilleries).

1. Knob Creek
2. Makers Mark

 

[Chris_Xavier]

True... but my comment was in regard to using it as the prime ingredient in a liquid diet, and not intended to be taken as a serious indicator of my drinking habits.

LOL.. I didn't think you were giving us a serious indicator of your drinking habits.

 

[midwestyankee]

Dudette.. they filter that skunk water with charcoal and they use recycled barrels (which they buy from the bourbon distilleries).

1. Knob Creek
2. Makers Mark

Hmmm...methinks this could get ugly.

So I'll just pull up a chair, pour a couple fingers of single malt, and enjoy the show.

 

[GentleSub_Ivy]

That was my Hugh Laurie in Blackadder the Third , Prince of Wales impersonation !

*blink* a Blackadder fan? *blink* <drools>

 

[BiBunny]

Dudette.. they filter that skunk water with charcoal and they use recycled barrels (which they buy from the bourbon distilleries).

1. Knob Creek
2. Makers Mark

Dude...who cares? My horses have Tennessee heritage, so I have to drink Tennessee whiskey. Besides, the Walking Horse museum is on the square in Lynchburg. Le sigh. I wanna go back soon. Middle Tennessee=the place to be. Anyway, it's neither here nor there because vodka's really my choice of poison when I desire to get that nice, loose-limbed (and even looser tongued) feeling.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Dude...who cares? My horses have Tennessee heritage, so I have to drink Tennessee whiskey. Besides, the Walking Horse museum is on the square in Lynchburg. Le sigh. I wanna go back soon. Middle Tennessee=the place to be. Anyway, it's neither here nor there because vodka's really my choice of poison when I desire to get that nice, loose-limbed (and even looser tongued) feeling.

I was born in Tennessee and yet I know the difference between swill and ambrosia.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dudette.. they filter that skunk water with charcoal and they use recycled barrels (which they buy from the bourbon distilleries).

1. Knob Creek
2. Makers Mark

You rate KC over MM? Hmm... if you make it down to ATL 9/1, we'll have to have a taste test. I think I'd give MM a slight advantage, but it wouldn't hurt to re-taste.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

You rate KC over MM? Hmm... if you make it down to ATL 9/1, we'll have to have a taste test. I think I'd give MM a slight advantage, but it wouldn't hurt to re-taste.

I'm game. Have to break out the crackers and water and do the blind taste test.. although we'll have to get written promises from EG and Bunny not take advantage of the situation.

 

[BiBunny]

I'm game. Have to break out the crackers and water and do the blind taste test.. although we'll have to get written promises from EG and Bunny not take advantage of the situation.

Who, me? Never!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'm game. Have to break out the crackers and water and do the blind taste test.. although we'll have to get written promises from EG and Bunny not take advantage of the situation.

Nooo... wouldn't want anyone feeling *toppy* to take advantage...

 

[graceanne]

Nooo... wouldn't want anyone feeling *toppy* to take advantage...

Why not?

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Why not?

Would you trust EG if you were blindfolded?

 

[BiBunny]

Would you trust EG if you were blindfolded?

But I'm sure you'd trust me, right? *Bats eyelashes and looks up at you angelically*

 

[Chris_Xavier]

But I'm sure you'd trust me, right? *Bats eyelashes and looks up at you angelically*

*runs from the impending lightening strike*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

But I'm sure you'd trust me, right? *Bats eyelashes and looks up at you angelically*

Bunny dear, I'm sure you're as lovely and wonderful as you've always appeared to be in these pages... but I don't trust my tushy to *anyone* toppy any more! (I only did twice, to the same person, because I needed a better feel for cane sensations than I could provide myself... and that was someone I'd known for several years and we had a number of times shared/co-topped our subs/wives as non-sexual play partners. {Non-sexual between we two males and the females - that didn't stop the females from kissing and rubbing up against each other when they were strung up to the same overhead spreader bar getting their asses beaten, lol.}) So .... no.

 

[Shankara20]

Take the Anal poll!

and stick it up your ass!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

and stick it up your ass!

: laughs like Mutley : ohh Fu first smile for me today , you are a blessing my friend

 

[intothewoods]

Spanking as therapy

My therapist always spanks me when we finish a session...is that wrong?

 

[Yang4yin]

Candygram!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Is having sex with someone while the sleep the same as rape?

"No" means "no." "Zzzzzzzzz" means "fuck me, baby!"

 

[Chris_Xavier]

My therapist always spanks me when we finish a session...is that wrong?

Gee.. if that's all you need to set you straight.. I've got a wide selection of spanking implements

 

[the captians wench]

Gee.. if that's all you need to set you straight.. I've got a wide selection of spanking implements

*bats eyes*

did some one say they were passing out spankings?