Smart-alec Answers

[Blushing Bottom]

Sub Drop?

You dropped your sub?

On her head no less?

 

[graceanne]

You dropped your sub?

On her head no less?

Wouldn't that make a huge mess? I mean their'd be meat and cheese everywhere!

I'm NOT cleaning it up.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Cheese ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Augh come on...

Not even for a chocolate covered cookie?

Wouldn't that make a huge mess? I mean their'd be meat and cheese everywhere!

I'm NOT cleaning it up.

 

[graceanne]

Cheese ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Augh come on...

Not even for a chocolate covered cookie?

Well, I dunno. How many chocolate covered cherries? And when do I get them?

 

[Blushing Bottom]

My bad

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Two...one for each hand but not before you've finished Missy

Well, I dunno. How many chocolate covered cherries? And when do I get them?

 

[graceanne]

Two...one for each hand but not before you've finished Missy

I want three - one for each hand and one for my mouth, or NO DEAL.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

I'm sure if one of the guys were around they'd have something for your mouth.

I want three - one for each hand and one for my mouth, or NO DEAL.

 

[graceanne]

I'm sure if one of the guys were around they'd have something for your mouth.

Yeah, I bet they would.

But if I'm cleaning up this sub mess I WANT CHOCOLATE.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Ok enough?

enough to fill everything


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t307/dawneee_2007/c015b169.jpg

Yeah, I bet they would.

But if I'm cleaning up this sub mess I WANT CHOCOLATE.

 

[graceanne]

Ok enough?

enough to fill everything


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t307/dawneee_2007/c015b169.jpg

I suppose that'll work. Just make sure to hide it from the chocolate nazi or he won't let me have any.

Damn chocolate nazi's.

 

[shy slave]

Newp.

Andante would be all pissed off about the paint ball splatters and you wouldn't enjoy the brillo pad dye removal job.

Wait ... wtf am i saying?

LOL

He may like me all covered in paint.

Can you make it pink paint?

Pink is good

 

[shy slave]

Cocktail wiener...... AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Too damned funny!!!

I can imagine shy or Rebecca saying those 2 words and that's just a riot!!!

Yeeeeeeh right like Shy would say 'cocktail wiener' . She would be too busy standing there bawling her eyes out going 'that's not a cock'. Can you imagine Miss Cock Connoisseur & Curator then stamping her feet and throwing herself on the ground.

I can and it's not a s-t-r-e-t-c-h

Did someone mention cocks??

I rushed over as soon as I heard a whisper of the word

Cocktail weiners have their place, the fun is in fitting the cock and both balls in your mouth all at once.

I confess they are not my favourite sort of cock, but I still married one once

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Which Miss shy, a cock or a wiener?

I confess they are not my favourite sort of cock, but I still married one once

 

[ltnsfr007]

Which Miss shy, a cock or a wiener?

LMAO, congrats on that line BB



You hungry ?

 

[shy slave]

Which Miss shy, a cock or a wiener?

Both LOL

And it was so bad I did it twice!!

 

[shy slave]

How to Spot a Domme/Dom

First, you get a very large tin of paint and then choose your brush.......

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Educate me!

First, you need to get into your schoolgirl outfit (see CM's thread for outstanding example), then we need the
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/yoda.jpg
and your education can begin as soon as you've bent over my desk and your skirt has been flipped up onto your back...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Definitely Dom...but where to start?!

Bend Tab A at line B.

Insert in slot C.

If necessary, twist slot C numerous times for smoother fit.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

ROALMAO

Bend Tab A at line B.

Insert in slot C.

If necessary, twist slot C numerous times for smoother fit.

 

[RJMasters]

Not getting it on so many levels

Perhaps if you showed a little more cleavage and relaxed enough to smile once in a while your luck might change.

 

[graceanne]

How do you start lactation?

Um, getting pregnant always works for me. How 'bout the rest of you?

 

[A Desert Rose]

So, Tuesday I'm having brain surgery...

I can think of all kinds of responses to this one. I know you all have, too.

How 'bout...
Will they even find a brain in there?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Probably of little interest to anyone...

Which begs the question, why did you even start the thread?


Come on... I know you all can come up with more smart-aleck responses to those 2 thread than I have.

 

[DVS]

So, Tuesday I'm having brain surgery...I can think of all kinds of responses to this one. I know you all have, too.

How 'bout...
Will they even find a brain in there?

So, Tuesday I'm having brain surgery...They're going to upgrade me...to a male brain.