Smart-alec Answers

[Shankara20]

by a bunch of wise-assed smarty-mouths.....





Gobble Gobble my ass.......

that IS NOT a come-on DVS!

 

[BiBunny]

There's a very bad pun about getting nailed in there, but i'd get crucified for going there.

*Snort* I walked right into that one, didn't I?

Hey...it could happen. We're talking about Shank, aren't we? And, wouldn't those feathers be flying?

Gobble Gobble...Gobble Gobble...Ack! Oh, yeah! Gobble Gobble...Gobble Ack! Ack! Oh, BABY!


Next scene you see both Shank and the turkey leaning back, smoking a cigarette.

Shank..."Was it good for you?"

Turkey..." I like to Gobble."

OK, corny, I know. I'm going to bed now. Bye.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has scary thoughts like this at times.

 

[Shankara20]

*Snort* I walked right into that one, didn't I?



I'm glad I'm not the only one who has scary thoughts like this at times.

you spend time thinking about me an a turkey??????

 

[AngelicAssassin]

*Snort* I walked right into that one, didn't I?

She sure did.

http://www.mannequinenvy.com/images/tantra_bensko_5_the_way_a_woman_is_crucified.jpg

or would you prefer this?

http://www.booboob.net/blog/wp-content/2006/11/crucified_nude.jpg

 

[BiBunny]

She sure did.

http://www.mannequinenvy.com/images/tantra_bensko_5_the_way_a_woman_is_crucified.jpg

or would you prefer this?

http://www.booboob.net/blog/wp-content/2006/11/crucified_nude.jpg

Oh, shit, that's hot. *Drool*

 

[BiBunny]

you spend time thinking about me an a turkey??????

LOL, I said I needed to get laid.

 

[graceanne]

Every one of you lacked Discipline to get it right.

I'm tired. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[intothewoods]

http://www.mannequinenvy.com/images/tantra_bensko_5_the_way_a_woman_is_crucified.jpg

I like that one. Just because she's a redhead. The crucifix freaks me out.

 

[FluteMaster]

I like that one. Just because she's a redhead. The crucifix freaks me out.

Shame...I like it, and you're a redhead too aren't you?

 

[DVS]

LOL, I said I needed to get laid.

Tukeys lay eggs, don't they? Maybe Shank's will also lay you. Of course, when he's all finished with Shanky. Oh, maybe that should say "she"?

Cut me some slack. I just got home from work. I have to catch up with ya'll.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

BDSMers=Romantics?

If you must make a mark , puhlease not a Hallmark

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/mybdsm.jpg

Graphics designed by 'me'.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

puhlease not a Hallmark

Bullshit. Once they're done gushing over the card, you inform them "this is paper cut night."

 

[Ebonyfire]

Bullshit. Once they're done gushing over the card, you inform them "this is paper cut night."

Hmmmmm, I'll bring the salt.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

oh my........ oh my ...............awwww .........omfg

Bullshit. Once they're done gushing over the card, you inform them "this is paper cut night."

Hmmmmm, I'll bring the salt.

Ohhh have mercy ................

: carefully places 2 see through slickers in the thread :

Explanation

 

[neonflux]

Ohhh have mercy ................

: carefully places 2 see through slickers in the thread :

Should I?

Should I?

EDITED TO ADD: P.S., Drat, see you got here before me!!!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Should I?

Should I?

EDITED TO ADD: P.S., Drat, see you got here before me!!!

awwww Miss Neon you forgot yours

I'll never look at a humble greeting card in the same way ever again .

 

[Shankara20]

whatsitallabout...

"....Alfie?
Is it just for the moment we live?
What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie?
Are we meant to take more than we give
Or are we meant to be kind?
And if only fools are kind, Alfie"

 

[AngelicAssassin]

So shoot me *shrug*

Newp.

Andante would be all pissed off about the paint ball splatters and you wouldn't enjoy the brillo pad dye removal job.

Wait ... wtf am i saying?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

24 male looking for female sub

So, do you usually drink a case for one sub, or is this one of those mondo specialty made 10 footers.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The challenges: I am not long enough for doggy style or anal penetration.

A cocktail wiener is long enough for doggy style.

Now if you're small and have a belly roll, that's a totally different story.

 

[A Desert Rose]

A cocktail wiener is long enough for doggy style.

Now if you're small and have a belly roll, that's a totally different story.

Cocktail wiener...... AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Too damned funny!!!

I can imagine shy or Rebecca saying those 2 words and that's just a riot!!!

 

[A Desert Rose]

I type too fast and leave out shit...

Do I need to be punished?

No, but you think we need to be. So, thanks for that.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Cocktail wiener...... AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Too damned funny!!!

I can imagine shy or Rebecca saying those 2 words and that's just a riot!!!

Yeeeeeeh right like Shy would say 'cocktail wiener' . She would be too busy standing there bawling her eyes out going 'that's not a cock'. Can you imagine Miss Cock Connoisseur & Curator then stamping her feet and throwing herself on the ground.

I can and it's not a s-t-r-e-t-c-h

 

[A Desert Rose]

Yeeeeeeh right like Shy would say 'cocktail wiener' . She would be too busy standing there bawling her eyes out going 'that's not a cock'. Can you imagine Miss Cock Connoisseur & Curator then stamping her feet and throwing herself on the ground.

I can and it's not a s-t-r-e-t-c-h

for you guys it's cocktal weeenah. lmao

I can just hear you saying it.

And yes I agree with your assessment of shy but we could hold her down and make her say it and then I could laugh my ass off!!!!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

subs punishment...

Well you could start by reading the 'How to.....' and then go in for the 'Finale' . Covered all immediate bases for me http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/22.gif