Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

for my Insatiable Satyr

Lay off the Viagra.

 

[graceanne]

Lay off the Viagra.

*snort*

 

[AngelicAssassin]

*snort*

Careful.

They be small, but all those corners make it likely they'll get stuck in your nose ...

http://www.trekkelly.com/images/art/sculpture/viagra-pill-ohs-b.jpg

 

[graceanne]

Kill the Mood

I'm a member of the local 'save the mood' organization, and I want to know why you think it's ok to kill those poor, innocent, little moods. Have they ever done anything to you? No, they haven't. YOU'RE A MOOD MURDERER! *sob* I refuse to hang out in a place with mood killers.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

My name is Charles

Who gives a fuck, Chuck.

 

[TooTiredToLive]

It's probably been suggested before...

Yeah, and we told you the idea sucked then, too.

(not the thread, just a smartalec answer to the title - I like the thread)

 

[TooTiredToLive]

First Post DC Newbie wanting to be DOM

DOM = Dirty Old Man. Dom = Dominant. While they're not mutually exclusive (nor inclusive), in this case the capitalization makes a difference.

 

[TooTiredToLive]

So, umm... I missed y'all - a LOT

Learn to aim better.

 

[TooTiredToLive]

Why BDSM?

Because it's

fun
sexy
who we are
fun
sexy
what we are
fun
sexy
there (a la Mt. Everest)

 

[Shankara20]

Why BDSM?

Because bondageanddisciplineandsadistandmasochist takes too long to type

 

[TooTiredToLive]

The Art of Begging

Oh, Fagin... someone's looking for you....

 

[DVS]

Because bondageanddisciplineandsadistandmasochist takes too long to type

OR because bondageanddominanceandsadistandmasochist takes too long to type.

Just because a couple of years ago I said BDSM meant one thing and was quickly chastised by someone who obviously knew better. Now, I don't remember who that was, nor the thread in which it was said. But I just thought I'd include the "corrected" phrase in a nice way, just in case that person is still around and wants to admonish someone else for being "incorrect".

I've got your back, Shank. No, no...not that part...the part above your waist.

 

[DVS]

Is it BDSM or is it abuse?

Well, which do you want it to be?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Gimme some lip service, please

As I am feeling exceedingly generous this morning............

I am prepared to offer my services and assess the BDSM forum regulars kissing style.

It's really quite simple, first I need you to lean in a little closer and kiss your computer monitor.

Yes that's it , right there.

Hold for 1.... 2.... 3....

:give the sensors a chance to register:

ohh krap what's with the tongue ?

Sheesh you people, can't take you anywhere :sighs:

 

[A Desert Rose]

Who gives a fuck, Chuck.

There's a thread here titled My Name is Charles? Where is it?

 

[A Desert Rose]

As I am feeling exceedingly generous this morning............

I am prepared to offer my services and assess the BDSM forum regulars kissing style.

It's really quite simple, first I need you to lean in a little closer and kiss your computer monitor.

Yes that's it , right there.

Hold for 1.... 2.... 3....

:give the sensors a chance to register:

ohh krap what's with the tongue ?

Sheesh you people, can't take you anywhere :sighs:

LOL ;-)

 

[graceanne]

OR because bondageanddominanceandsadistandmasochist takes too long to type.

You know how much I hate to be a pain in the ass, but wouldn't it actually be:

bondageanddominancesubmissionandsadomasochism?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Every one of you lacked Discipline to get it right.

 

[DVS]

You know how much I hate to be a pain in the ass, but wouldn't it actually be:

bondageanddominancesubmissionandsadomasochism?

I just used the format Shank started out with. Personally, I like to use the most common spelling of the thing...BDSM.

Every one of you lacked Discipline to get it right.

Well, shit, I"m left handed. What do you want?

I guess I could have left it like it was, but that wouldn't be right.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I just used the format Shank started out with. Personally, I like to use the most common spelling of the thing...BDSM.

Beats the hell out of all that typing, pun intended.

Well, shit, I"m left handed. What do you want?

If you'd asked Shank, he'd have said a reach around. i'm content with a wild turkey, straight up.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You beat me to it, AA -

BDSM is a tripartite acronym - my understanding is that it was initially intended to stand for
Bondage & Discipline,
................Dominance/Submission,
................................Sadism/Masochism.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You beat me to it, AA

The reach around, or the wild turkey?

 

[BiBunny]

The reach around, or the wild turkey?

*Now has images in my head of Shank giving a reach-around to a wild turkey*

Jesus Christ, I need to get laid.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Jesus Christ, I need to get laid.

There's a very bad pun about getting nailed in there, but i'd get crucified for going there.

 

[DVS]

*Now has images in my head of Shank giving a reach-around to a wild turkey*

Jesus Christ, I need to get laid.

Hey...it could happen. We're talking about Shank, aren't we? And, wouldn't those feathers be flying?

Gobble Gobble...Gobble Gobble...Ack! Oh, yeah! Gobble Gobble...Gobble Ack! Ack! Oh, BABY!


Next scene you see both Shank and the turkey leaning back, smoking a cigarette.

Shank..."Was it good for you?"

Turkey..." I like to Gobble."

OK, corny, I know. I'm going to bed now. Bye.