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@}-}rebecca---- said:
What are we talking alien abduction or lobotomy ?

No, silly. :rolleyes: That's where the evil witch waves her wand and *poof* you're 'nilla. :eek: But don't worry, all you need is a kiss from the magic prince/ss and you'll be ok.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
What are we talking alien abduction or lobotomy ?
*cough*
*cough*
errr,



speak to me of alien abduction



runs away.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
 
Shankara20 said:
*cough*
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errr,



speak to me of alien abduction


runs away.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
You're supposed to cough after the anal probe, not in anticipation thereof :rolleyes:
 
When they don't show regret ...

Speak to the warden about accommodation changes. Namely, ensure the waste of oxygen gets a cell with someone named Muhammad Bubba. Send the sorry fuck Astroglide doctored with lemon juice for his birthday, and make sure Bubba gets Viagra laced cupcakes.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Speak to the warden about accommodation changes. Namely, ensure the waste of oxygen gets a cell with someone named Muhammad Bubba. Send the sorry fuck Astroglide doctored with lemon juice for his birthday, and make sure Bubba gets Viagra laced cupcakes.

A friend of mines nephew was recently beat to death by his step dad. His step dad was given life in prison. The thing that puts a :D on my face? The step dad was put in the same prison that the baby's grandfather is in. :devil:

Wonder how long he's gonna make it.
 
Anyone looking for a sub?

Yes, please. I'll take a Philly style hoagie. Thanks. :D
 
My boyfriend wants me to kick him in the testicles

I'm sure if he was your ex-boyfriend, you'd have no qualms in doing it.
 
coy_one said:
I'm sure if he was your ex-boyfriend, you'd have no qualms in doing it.

*giggles* I thought about my ex husband DESERVES being kicked in the testicles, when I read that!

Nice av by the way coy :rose:
 
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Radicals wanted to create carnage at Fort Dix

When I first saw this - and each time since, actually - my first thought was, "want ad," and my second - "What's the pay?"
 
TooTiredToLive said:
When I first saw this - and each time since, actually - my first thought was, "want ad," and my second - "What's the pay?"

ROFL :D
 
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