Smart-alec Answers

[AngelicAssassin]

What's your sign?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/DeeDeeDee.gif

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You might be a redneck...

If you have your head up your ass and your partner's aim sucks.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Safeplay with Gates of Heck?

i didn't realize they made a PC version of cock restraint, although come to think of it, that does work, doesn't it.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

What's your sign?

It's a tossup between:

Stop Ahead or Left Turn Yield

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Dominant's hands........

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/talktothehand.jpg

parody of my own thread , kind of delights me........ smiles

 

[graceanne]

Am I supposed to feel like this?

Please don't take offense, I just can't restrain myself from being a smart-alec.

No, you're a freak.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Goodbye people. The pleasure has been all mine.

Adios asshat, and here's your sign.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/DeeDeeDee.gif​

It'll make it easier for Him to id you as a member of one of the two groups for which He always takes special care.​

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Ageism in BDSM

A Song of a Young Lady to Her Ancient Lover

Ancient Person, for whom I
All the flattering youth defy,
Long be it e'er thou grow old,
Aching, shaking, crazy cold;
But still continue as thou art,
Ancient Person of my heart.

On thy withered lips and dry,
Which like barren furrows lie,
Brooding kisses I will pour,
Shall thy youthful heart restore,
Such kind show'rs in autumn fall,
And a second spring recall;
Nor from thee will ever part,
Ancient Person of my heart.

Thy nobler parts, which but to name
In our sex would be counted shame,
By ages frozen grasp possest,
From their ice shall be released,
And, soothed by my reviving hand,
In former warmth and vigour stand.
All a lover's wish can reach,
For thy joy my love shall teach;
And for thy pleasure shall improve
All that art can add to love.
Yet still I love thee without art,
Ancient Person of my heart.

John Wilmot
2nd Earl of Rochester
1647-1680

 

[graceanne]

Sticky Situation

http://www.jasonsantamaria.com/dailyphoto/2005/img/jul19b.jpg

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

How to add this to a relationship

http://img135.imagevenue.com/loc384/th_96788_bdsm_for_dummies_123_384lo.jpg

Comic relief no malice meant towards the OP.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

How do you know if your a sub or a dom ?

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click me ​

 

[OregonGal]

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click me ​

thats funny and correct lmao...


the crystal ball knows!!!

 

[TooTiredToLive]

How do you know if your [sic] a sub or dom?

Ask the person who's beating your ass into a mass of throbbing welts with a cane.

 

[TooTiredToLive]

Where do we start?

Umm, have you thought about "at the beginning?"

 

[DVS]

Umm, have you thought about "at the beginning?"

Actually, I prefer starting at the end...the ass end, or rear end, for those in Reolinda.

I DO enjoy anal sex above all else!

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Calling Shy Slave And All Other Cock Conoisseurs

...and all of you who have something to crow about.

 

[ltnsfr007]

...and all of you who have something to crow about.

You laud ?

 

[Blushing Bottom]

With that flute
...sure!

You laud ?

 

[ltnsfr007]

With that flute
...sure!

With that av, Perfect Fit (LOL)

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Holy Shit

Batman

 

[graceanne]

Where is the mind of a submissive

Um . . . in her head? Or at least I'd hope it's in her head, otherwise she'd be dead and . . . well EW.

 

[Shankara20]

Toys for straight men?

email me at Shank@......

 

[Quint]

AV poll....

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[Blushing Bottom]

I know I will regret this..................

I doubt it.

 

[graceanne]

New to this and looking for tips

Run, Get Out While You Still Can! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah