Smart-alec Answers

[graceanne]

Ah... the "if I say it in Latin then it will sound like I am intelligent" theory...

Who knows. *shrugs* It's not like we don't all know he's an idiot. If I was a white supremassist I sure wouldn't be posting my crap on a board in which one of the mods is a black man.

Reminds me of my stupid brother in law. He's a skinhead (and a drug addict - I cannot stand him). Back before the drugs became an issue, he married an Arabic woman. His children are all half arabic, and they look it. So he's hanging out with these skinheads, and is trying to get his dark skinned, dark eyed sons to join him in his activities. *shakes head*

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Love is..............

A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

yes.....yes I am bad

 

[FungiUg]

[...]barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages.[...]

Barbarous? Or barbaric?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Can Sluts count.......

Hides Fi Fi

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Where is a good place to buy collars?

Hmmmn shampoo, hairball remedies annnnnnd collars ..........

There is a God

 

[AngelicAssassin]

INCEST-Free Website

Ok which is it? Do you want free incest, or a site without incest? If the former, google like everyone else lazyass. If the latter, i find it hilarious anyone would be so particular about their porn to the point they can't skip the stuff that doesn't interest them. Then again, see the answer to former.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

no such thing as a genuine dominant heterosexual woman?

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/rageeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg

 

[saw_man1]

Anyone encosed a carport before?

This recent title from the BDSM cafe did not elicit any blatant smart alec answers. Though between the misspelling of enclosed and the area the question was posted in, it certainly was ripe for a smart ass comment or two.

 

[jadefirefly]

Maybe the OP just assumed we all knew all about "encosing" semi-private areas for our own depraved amusement, and know all about power tools and such too?

 

[shy slave]

Other Hobbies

Between work, domestic chores, masturbation and/or sex, I am meant to have hobbies as well!!!

 

[graceanne]

Yeah, hobbies are on my to do list . . . right below getting a good nights sleep.

 

[Shankara20]

Between work, domestic chores, masturbation and/or sex, I am meant to have hobbies as well!!!

masturbating is not a hobby?

 

[graceanne]

masturbating is not a hobby?

No, a hobby is something you do when you have extra time, it's something that you might miss, but you can do without it.

I always have time to masturbate, and I dont' think I could do without it. Well, maybe I could, but K would get rubbed raw.

 

[Shankara20]

No, a hobby is something you do when you have extra time, it's something that you might miss, but you can do without it.

I always have time to masturbate, and I dont' think I could do without it. Well, maybe I could, but K would get rubbed raw.

oh - ok


then I don't have a hobby......

 

[shy slave]

masturbating is not a hobby?

Nope its a way of life.

Almost a religion

 

[graceanne]

Nope its a way of life.

Almost a religion

It's like eating, drinking . . . air . . .

 

[Shankara20]

Nope its a way of life.

Almost a religion

"oh lord, give us this day our daily whack-off......"


ok, I can see that


I may be having a religious conversion this very moment.

 

[Shankara20]

It's like eating, drinking . . . air . . .

thank you both so much for showing me the light


I am such a timed unworldly inexperienced little thing that I really need the guidance of such wise teaches as yourselves....

 

[graceanne]

thank you both so much for showing me the light


I am such a timed unworldly inexperienced little thing that I really need the guidance of such wise teaches as yourselves....

You're welcome. Anything for a new brother.

 

[shy slave]

thank you both so much for showing me the light


I am such a timed unworldly inexperienced little thing that I really need the guidance of such wise teaches as yourselves....

*Spew alert!!!!*
(on so many levels lol)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Alone with a huge dildo.

Ram it up your ass and stfu already.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Ram it up your ass and stfu already.

aaaaaaaaahahahahaha.

You and KC get by with this shit. Why is that? Well, okay... you're a Dom-ly guy, but what's her secret?

 

[mr_demon]

just falls over laughing

 

[Shankara20]

Why I don't want a permenant man in my life again

the dildo I just ordered doesn't leave coffee rings.....

 

[Private_Label]

Has anyone seen "The Secretary"?

I'm not a secretary I'm an administrative assistant.