Slut_boy peek in here

[Nicole]

Sorry Everyone about this ....

Sweetheart you have mail.

How have you been??? I hope all is well with my Cyber hubby LOL

Have I told you all that I am to become an Auntie again tommorow??? Well I am ... I am so excited.

My little four year old tells me he doesn't want a new cousin. I say "Your getting a new cousin Mate" and he will reply "But I like the one I have now Mum, I don't want to send her back" LOL Ahhhh you have to love kids eh???

I'll let you all know tommorow what she has. Sorry but I am excited.

 

[Firesprite]

Auntie Nicole... How can you tell us your an auntie again if only Slutboy can look in here? ummm.. how'd I get here? http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/bounce.gif

Congratulations anyway! Break out the cigars! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smokin.gif

 

[Slut_boy]

Congratulations!!! *arms waving madly*

Nik, that is FANTASTIC news babe. Congratulations!!! Cracks open a bottle of champagne. Actually, to be perfectly honest, its far better news for you than it is for me (obviously) *laughs* And thanks for the mail. I was very impressed *wink*

Okay, so sitting around the dinner table right now is me with my champagne, Firesprite with cigars (broken open *laughs*) and Nikki with a new born ....er ... niece or nephew? Who else will be joining us? Can I pour anyone a drink. *looks at Nik .... er .... cyber wife* Would you like a drink my love?

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

Sorry i peaked in too.. But congradulations

 

[Merelan]

May I have one too?
I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque...

 

[Slut_boy]

What a question Merelan.

Merelan, of course you can. I would do anything for you. Now come over here and sit on my lap so that I can tell you a story. Are you comfortable? Okay. Once upon a time ......

 

[Silverlily]

Oooh, champagne and stories! I'm in!


BTW - Merelan and I would both like a new philosophical question. (ha, did that without spell check at 3 am.) But we can wait until after the story.

 

[Merelan]

Ooh. A story just for us! Pretty Kitty come here. He has a special story, with a surprise ending I bet.

 

[Slut_boy]

Okay Kitten, I have posted another problem up for you and Merelan (and everyone else) to think about. I am not sure that it's a very good one though. Anyway, you can't go right away ..... er ....where was I *pulls hand out from under skirt* ..... oh yes, you were on my lap. Right, well once upon a time there lived a freak .......

 

[Expertise]

Pour me something long strong and tart SB. I need a beverage after the past couple of days. A triple Vodka Collins might be a good place to start.

 

[Slut_boy]

To my dear friend, Expertise

One triple Vodka Collins coming up! Would you also like to sit on my lap ...... *smiles* Expertise, tell us a story.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Exp? On your lap? ummmm...probably not.

I think I can be persuaded to allow him to rest upon mine though

 

[Expertise]

With all due respect SB i'll take the drink pass on the seat. Vodka causes me to go into a state of wild rablings and ruminations so the story part shouldn't be a problem.

SS I weigh 200 right now and have been accused of having a hard/boney ass,. maybe I better just pull up a chair ... although you are welcome to my lap ...which oddly enough has been accused of being hard/boney on occasion as well.

 

[April]

A story? Can I listen? Nobody ever told me a story before.

 

[Slut_boy]

Please yourself expertise *laughs*. Hey are you oppressing me just because I am also a guy? By the way is that Vodka Collins long and strong enough for you *a concerned look creeps over his face*?

You drinking anything SS?

 

[Expertise]

Sorry to opress you SB.

The VC is perfect the frosted glass and the froth was a nice touch. Eggwhites in the "bar mix"....or do I want to know?

Belly up to the bar April and let me tell ya' about "The night of seven times...or how learned to look fondly on tongue splints" hee hee hee

*starting to feel better already*

 

[April]

Ooooh, do tell! Or is this a "Friends" reference?

 

[Expertise]

Friends reference hardly....Ross was a rank amatuer at only five. I am pretty sure he didn't require hospitilization, intraveinous fluids and tongue traction afterwards....such is the price of a committment to excellence.

That tall VC is starting cause some tall tales....will their be a quiz or....test?

[Edited by Expertise on 08-25-2000 at 12:23 PM]

 

[April]

Hmm, maybe I could persuade you to ummm, give me a demonstration? *blushing* My, ummm, oral experiences have been sadly lacking.

 

[Expertise]

Poor April .....sucks to be you. C'mere i'll try to kiss it better.

*yes I did just say that...blushing brilliantly*

 

[Merelan]

Hey, I want a glass of wine!! If I can't have a story I want wine. Or I will pout. Please. Professor Slutboy, just a little glass. Though Shyguy would tell you it makes me horney. Hmmm. Maybe you better listen to him.
But about that story? Is it a "bedtime" story?

 

[April]

C'mere i'll try to kiss it better.

*yes I did just say that...blushing brilliantly*

Would you? Please?
I just wish someone would! *pouting*

 

[Expertise]

Ah April ....if you were that close....or my tongue that long

 

[April]

If only I had the money to get a flight! LOL

Never mind me.

 

[Expertise]

*Clicking furiosly to tally my Air Miles*