slut hunting

[Bert Notorius]

i've been invited to go slut hunting. i haven't been in decades...i suppose the game has changed. do i need to go buy a polyester shirt? do sluts still herd in the same types of locations? malls? discothèques?

i probably have a bottle of hai karate in a draw somewhere to help cover my scent. it would be nice to have some slut in the freezer for a change, for the lean times.

 

[Tryharder62]

I wouldn't know where to find sluts, but there is a bake sale at church today. You wouldn't need to worry at all.

 

[Tryharder62]

I bet you have never been snipe hunting. Now there is a sport. Be very very careful!!!

 

[fgarvb1]

"I hear the sluts are as juicy as ripe peaches this year"

Yeah, I made this one up.

 

[TonyClifton]

i've been invited to go slut hunting. i haven't been in decades...i suppose the game has changed. do i need to go buy a polyester shirt? do sluts still herd in the same types of locations? malls? discothèques?

Try your local Catholic Church.

They also serve free wine and crackers.

 

[Tryharder62]

The sluts aren't at church!!!!!!!

 

[lovetoread]

Slut hunting is fun!

Can you name one after me if you catch one?

 

[fgarvb1]

The sluts aren't at church!!!!!!!

Oh, I don't know about that.

I found a few.

Thankfully, Sluts know no one certain creed or religion or skin color.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Slut hunting is fun!

Can you name one after me if you catch one?

i never considered the library. maybe that's because...there's no sluts in there.

maybe you'd like a nice slut belt, or a slut fut fur hat. i'll probably keep the loins.

that's the best part.

 

[eric60red]

i've been invited to go slut hunting. i haven't been in decades...i suppose the game has changed. do i need to go buy a polyester shirt? do sluts still herd in the same types of locations? malls? discothèques?

i probably have a bottle of hai karate in a draw somewhere to help cover my scent. it would be nice to have some slut in the freezer for a change, for the lean times.

Now that sounds like a new delicasy, Frozen Slut, just take one out of the freezer when every you feel like one. Only problem it takes a while to defrost

 

[scrymettet]

The sluts aren't at church!!!!!!!

look better.
the bestest sluts are there
all smoke and mirror.

 

[TonyClifton]

Hey Barney, I heard that Bert Notorius asked you to go slut hunting with him.

"Yep, he wanted someone that knows the tricks of the trade. Well, he sure called the right person alright. Slut hunting is right up my alley."

 

[Bert Notorius]

damn, this one's well armed

 

[fgarvb1]

damn, this one's well armed

And well Boobed too!!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

i've been invited to go slut hunting. i haven't been in decades...i suppose the game has changed. do i need to go buy a polyester shirt? do sluts still herd in the same types of locations? malls? discothèques?

i probably have a bottle of hai karate in a draw somewhere to help cover my scent. it would be nice to have some slut in the freezer for a change, for the lean times.

One guy waits at a corner table with a roofie laced Pink Cape Cod while the others drive a lone she-slut through the minglers by wielding bad cologne and cheesy pick-up lines. Is that how it usually goes?

 

[Aquagal]

The sluts aren't at church!!!!!!!

Church is for slutty sinners too.

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh, I don't know about that.

I found a few.

Thankfully, Sluts know no one certain creed or religion or skin color.

I know that. I go to church. I prove the rule????

 

[TonyClifton]

Uncle Bert, can I go with you?

 

[AKGhost]

Here is someone who went whore hunting on a regular basis: http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/weird/robert_hansen/index.html

 

[fgarvb1]

I know that. I go to church. I prove the rule????

I really could not venture an opinion as I have not met you yet.

We can only hope.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

sluts are everywhere..

 

[Colonel Hogan]

do sluts still herd in the same types of locations? malls? discothèques?

Discothèques? Boy, it has been awhile for you hasn't it?

 

[TonyClifton]

Bert, would that be okay if my son Stuart went slut hunting with you?

He is getting to that age where he is becoming interested in girls.

 

[wyldcyde]

Slut hunting season doesnt open here till Jan 1st Getting my rod lubed up for opening day

 

[eric60red]

Church is for slutty sinners too.

Sluts are everywhere, and they should be over the age of consent, can be any colour, any creed, any sex, they are big and small, young and old. There are no discriminations.], I should know I have had a few in my time, are there anymore around?