Slow news day: Washington Post identifies hawt new trend - giving dogs "human" names.

[RobDownSouth]

The Washington Post has identified a new trend: People giving their dogs a "human" name.
Why yes, it's a slow news day!
They even have an interactive widget to see how popular your name is on a dog!
https://i.imgur.com/eZAn5QZ.png

 

[Rotadom]

Never give dogs a human name.
Always use two syllables for their name. It's easier for them to understand than a monosyllabic one.

Lance fails on both fronts.

 

[Politruk]

Better still, we should start giving human babies names like "Bowser" and "Fido."

 

[Lazaran]

Never give dogs a human name.
Always use two syllables for their name. It's easier for them to understand than a monosyllabic one.

Lance fails on both fronts.

So @butters should address Lace as “Lacy” ???

 

[Rotadom]

So @butters should address Lace as “Lacy” ???

Only if he obeys like a good little mutt.

 

[dolf]

Edward and Charles are dog names.
And so is Weasel Schnitzel.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Slow news day? S/he protesteth too much.

“Thank you for your service, Roberta, but the US Army will no longer be deploying supply clerks with penises to the front lines of the secretarial pool.”

Woof!
Lol