slang terms

[curvacious]

I'm working on my first story and I'm stuck on wording. I'm tired already of the terms "pussy" and "cock".
What words have authors used that seemed to actually fit in the story and didn't make you go, "what the heck?"
Thanks.

 

[Debbie]

other names for pussy
mound
snatch
quim
box
cunt
twat
beaver

now for penis

boner
cock
dick
dipstick
dong
hard on
John Thomas
knob
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
percy
rod
schlong
stiffy
willy
woody

Hope this all helps! And damn why are there so many names for prick and not pussy?

 

[vlvtelvis]

here's some more to try and even it up:

honey-pot
honey-hole
warm dark pocket
love muffin
squeezebox (thanks to the who)
cunny
slit
hole
delta of venus (actualy pubic area)
whatever the indian word is
can't forget: "vagina"
quivering love mound
box
love tunnel
"down there" (for nice girls)

 

[Debbie]

thank you vlvtelvis!!!

 

[curvacious]

thank for the words!

Its annoying to see how many words there are for men compared to the number for women. I found a website one time and when I printed it off there were 7 pages for men and only one for women. Even when it comes to masturbation, there are more male-oriented terms.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

He Slammed His Huge Prick Inside My Velvety Yoni! LOL

While Betty Frigged Her Glistening Cunt

Posted By VelvetElvis:
whatever the indian word is

It's Yoni

My Favorite Word Fer Penis Is Prick.
It Was Not Included In The Male List.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Gete me hot every time I hear...

Fit Tab A into Slot B.

 

[cymbidia]

Gets me hot every time...

.. i think of male and female sockets... mated.

 

[nasty]

Penis:

Hard salami

Vagina:

Tunnel
Opening

Sorry, that's all I can contribute. My favorite word's are cock and cunt.