Skitten

[Svedish_Chef]

Missy before I leave I just MUST congratulate you into the guruhood. Now that you husband has left this status it is safe for you to come in our little clan and get enlightened by the Elders.

You are one of the oldest gurus here (DEC 99) so I hope you are able to use your experience as we further our studies in the wonderful world of LIT.

Yours faithfully

Guru Chef

 

[Skitten]

Yes Thank you chef you are the first one to notice how long it took me , but I am almost there.

Yes it will be the most rewarding experience and I thank you for helping me along. You are a dear, and I now must finally graduate into being a guru. Thanks you are great.

 

[Wizard]

Who?????????Where did she go???????Dam it this is happening alot here.............Hey Skitten ............Yo..........Skitten .....where did ya go???????I know she was right behind me....

 

[Magic Merlin]

Well, dearest Skitten, let me to congratulate you also. You are such a joyful person and I enjoy your presence here very much. Sorry, I can't stay around tonight but the flu has caught up with me so I'm off to bed.

Congratulations Guru Skitten...

MM



Wizard, I think you guys need to get a smaller house. Your always losing each other

 

[Merelan]

I thought it would be you behind her Wizard!!!
Sweet Skitten. A pleasure as always...
congratulations darling!

 

[Wizard]

Hey where did ya go???????Dam it, she is always screwing around Hey 500........Remember...........you were going to post you 500th here.........

 

[Siren]

SKITTENNNNNNN !!!!!

 

[Rosebud]

SKITTEN!!!! today you are the http://www.best-of-web.com/computer/clipart_animated/bc_starfish.gif. I pick these just for you http://www.rats2u.com/clipart/cards/1011-008-22-1035.gif and here is your other present...
http://www.xxxforwomen.com/TGP/page1/thumbnails/TNgp_jpws065.jpg. Congrats babe

 

[Nicole]

After what Rosebud just gave you mine isn't even going to be noticed.

Congrats when you make that next post babe, what with a husband like Wizard, I'm surprised you have even made it at all ... you must clean a lot of pools out???

CONGRATS Babe you deserve it, you make us all laugh with your antics with the Wiz man, and you make us all proud to know you. *BIG HUG*

 

[Samuari]

Congrats on your persistence, but then you must have a lot to keep cleaning out those pools! Good job, Really!

 

[Skitten]

Ok guys thank you for all the congrats I thank each and everyone of you. You guys are great and I am so very thankful that we found this wonderful Literotica board. I have made so many wonderful friends here and I am eternally grateful for that. You guys are the best and you make our time here so enjoyable.

I have learned a lot coming here, and will continue to I hope you all are a great bunch of people. More so I have learned by coming here to be more open with my sexuality. You all have taught me that so I thank you guys. So now I will become a guru with the rest and be in the guru bunch thanks guys Love ya.

 

[Angelique]

WOOHOO!!!!! Congratulations Skitten baby! 500 down, 500 to go.

Now, I'm gonna go grab some champagne from the fridge, and toast ya' babe.

Love ya' lots, sweetie...happy posting. *hugs*

 

[Skibum]

Way to go, Skitten!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: SKITTENNNNNNN !!!!!

* WIZZIE runs aimlessly around the house looking for his beloved Skitten mouse....He sees her in living room in front of her own lil personal computer...He tip toes past her to his own computer....
Turns on his pc, logs onto Literotica and....

DING.........Skitten Honey....
DING.........Oh, you startled me Wizzie baby.
DING.........What are you doing my Skitten pet?
DING.........I am just reading the Lit, why?
DING.........Cuz you are suppose to post your 500th post on that thread named for you.
DING.........How come Wizzie?
DING.........Cause it is just for you baby.
DING.........Wizzie?
DING.........Yes, baby...
DING.........After I post can we go to bed and play?
DING.........Whatever you want my lil Skitten kitten.
DING.........Can I tie you up this time?
DING.........Um, sure baby, but no whippings. Last time I couldnt sit for a week, you got a lil excited with that whip.
DING.........Okay Wizzie, I promise.
DING.........Skitten....I love you babygirl.

SILENCE.

DING.........HUH? Wizzie did you say something?
DING.........Um, yea, well, I will tell you later.
DING.........Okay Wizzie, be in a minute.

* Skitten looks around the Lit board and notices the converstation posted.....
She exclaims "Damn!! That Siren, she always posts our private chats.....I will get her someday."

*Skitten logs off temporarily.

SIREN
___________________________________________________________
~~~LITEROTICA'S MARRIED COUPLE AT HOME AND AT BLISS ~~~

LMAO, as usual. Any chance you are saving all of these overheard discussions to put in a nice collection edition? Maybe as a gift to Skitten on her 1,000th post sometime in the future?

[Edited by Cheyenne on 09-07-2000 at 02:15 AM]

 

[Siren]

That's a good idea Cheyenne

 

[Naked Hunny]

How did i miss this thread!! Congrats Skitten! Many Kisses licks and nibbles for you sweetie!!

 

[Hecate]

Congrats *s*

I see you have "jumped the hurdle" by now Skitten - and you sure deserve the title *hug*

 

[Merelan]

Okay and now for the official congratulations to you!!!
Here's a kiss, a hug...
and a bottle ofyour favorite wine... a chilled chargonnay. Oh, you don't like it? Well, I will drink it and you can have this bottle of champagne instead.
And a box of Godiva chocolates,
and these flowers,
and this pretty box from Victoria's,
and this...

I borrowed it from Mistress Hecate. It is your very own leash. Know anyone you could use it on?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

You just keep me hanging on

All the best to you little Miss Guru Skitten!

but i'm still waiting for your answer dear ...
you just keep me hanging on ...
___________
Oh, it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spend it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on
~Lou Reed~

 

[Skitten]

Thanks All You guys are just the best and Miss Siren why do you have to keep telling all what the wiz man and I are doing You know its suppossed to be private. Wizzie has to quit telling you everything. LOL.

Seriously guys appreciate all the warm thoughts now lets get back to partying on the board. That what makes it so much fun. K Love ya guys and thanks to all.

 

[Merelan]

Party time... Skitten said it was party time.
yeah! Where's the pool?

 

[Wizard]

Pool got moved to Sirens thread.................

 

[Siren]

Well Skitten kitten.............

 

[Skitten]

Now why does everyone want to know about us when you guys are so much more interesting. Remember we are just an old married couple.

On the other hand you guys out there have to let us in on what you all do come on now and share with us. It is not fair if you don't now.

Siren my dear if you tell all how am I gonna have any secrets, and wiz didn't tell me he let you know everything. and he gave you that job. hmmm.

So now the party has moved pool side ready everyone.