Skills

To use a single-tail and my voice to produce in her long continious multiple orgasms

To finish mastering cinema special effects in my 3d program.
 
Sexual,to be able to mindfuck myself into enjoying casual sex & scenes without any emotional attachment.

Nonsexual,to be a master custom gun builder.
 
A Desert Rose said:
See... I toadya... I can even do that!!! You have no idea how many free drinks I got in bars with the cherry stem trick.

Ohh Miss Rose Sensei .............I humbly request you teach me this please

signed

the unworthy

@}-}rebecca----
 
Sexual - Being an expert with a pair of floggers would be useful, but a prehensile penis would really be unique.

Non-sexual - Superb martial arts skills or maybe the ability to play the piano really well.
 
sexual: to be flexible/athletic enough to do lots of things (including sittin/kneeling on the floor comfortably)

non-sexual: to know more than the few warm up moves for Tai Chi.
 
I just want to be vaginally fisted... once before I die. (Someone told me to be careful what I wish for. Nothing could be worse than loving it and never getting it again. But if I'm dead, does it really matter? And if a tree falls in the forest... oh nevermind. )

I guess it's not really a skill... for me, really.

I had a good idea on the non-sexual thing, but I've already forgotten it. Oh Christ... maybe it'll come to me later.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ohh Miss Rose Sensei .............I humbly request you teach me this please

signed

the unworthy

@}-}rebecca----

Okay (whatever they call students in this lingo) I'll teach ya.

what do they call students of martial arts?
 
Marquis said:
Sexual - Being an expert with a pair of floggers would be useful, but a prehensile penis would really be unique.

Non-sexual - Superb martial arts skills or maybe the ability to play the piano really well.

Do you want this amazing penis to grasp ideas and think for you or do you want to use it to play trapeze artist?? :confused:
 
I can do the cherry stem tying thing too! :devil:

Anyhoo....

Sexually I would like to be able to orgasm on command.

Nonsexually....can't pick just one. I would be a better sewer, be able to sing, and be fluent in ASL. I think the singing one is the best answer though as the other two I can learn. I can't learn to have a better voice, haha.
 
shy slave said:
Do you want this amazing penis to grasp ideas and think for you or do you want to use it to play trapeze artist?? :confused:

I have this image of me sitting back and winking at a girl while my package writhes seductively in my pants. I guess in this reality it would only be terrifying.
 
Marquis said:
I have this image of me sitting back and winking at a girl while my package writhes seductively in my pants. I guess in this reality it would only be terrifying.

ROFLMAO
 
A Desert Rose said:
I tell ya... you play straight man really well. Too bad we can't take this on the road.
We'd be rich.

Well, if I were you, I'd take Marquis and his seductively writhing penis. :p
 
A Desert Rose said:
I tell ya... you play straight man really well. Too bad we can't take this on the road.
We'd be rich.
If we take it on the road, i'm not pumping gas for the Winnebago.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Practice dummies.

Hey I can do that........smiles

Though I think a more formal term is disciple or pupil depending on how much okuden Miss Rose is prepared to impart to me ;)
 
AngelicAssassin said:
If we take it on the road, i'm not pumping gas for the Winnebago.
Pardon me but, I don't pump gas.
And if I'm taking rebecca along, she won't be either.
 
A Desert Rose said:
Pardon me but, I don't pump gas.
And if I'm taking rebecca along, she won't be either.

I'd volunteer, but I've never pumped gas in my life. I have not the faintest idea how to pump gas.

Can I go and just look ornamental?
 
Marquis said:
I have this image of me sitting back and winking at a girl while my package writhes seductively in my pants. I guess in this reality it would only be terrifying.

I'd probably scream and run in the other direction, assuming there was a rodent or snake or something similar was crawling around in there. :)
 
graceanne said:
I'd volunteer, but I've never pumped gas in my life. I have not the faintest idea how to pump gas.

Can I go and just look ornamental?
You're hired. We might not make it any further than the first fill up, but will have a blast toasting s'mores by the light of the smouldering station/Winnebago.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
You're hired. We might not make it any further than the first fill up, but will have a blast toasting s'mores by the light of the smouldering station/Winnebago.
She lives in Oregon. They aren't allowed to pump their own gas. so yes, we'd be aflame, I'm sure. ;-)
 
SweetCherry said:
I'd probably scream and run in the other direction, assuming there was a rodent or snake or something similar was crawling around in there. :)


There is something similar to a snake in there. ;)
 
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