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A Desert Rose said:See... I toadya... I can even do that!!! You have no idea how many free drinks I got in bars with the cherry stem trick.
@}-}rebecca---- said:Ohh Miss Rose Sensei .............I humbly request you teach me this please
signed
the unworthy
@}-}rebecca----
Practice dummies.A Desert Rose said:what do they call students of martial arts?
AngelicAssassin said:Practice dummies.
Look Who's Talking Too!Ebonyfire said:You really ought to issue spew alerts!
Eb
Ebonyfire said:Eb [the kinder, gentler Domme]
AngelicAssassin said:Practice dummies.
Marquis said:Sexual - Being an expert with a pair of floggers would be useful, but a prehensile penis would really be unique.
Non-sexual - Superb martial arts skills or maybe the ability to play the piano really well.
shy slave said:Do you want this amazing penis to grasp ideas and think for you or do you want to use it to play trapeze artist??![]()
Marquis said:I have this image of me sitting back and winking at a girl while my package writhes seductively in my pants. I guess in this reality it would only be terrifying.
I tell ya... you play straight man really well. Too bad we can't take this on the road.AngelicAssassin said:Practice dummies.
A Desert Rose said:I tell ya... you play straight man really well. Too bad we can't take this on the road.
We'd be rich.

If we take it on the road, i'm not pumping gas for the Winnebago.A Desert Rose said:I tell ya... you play straight man really well. Too bad we can't take this on the road.
We'd be rich.
AngelicAssassin said:Practice dummies.
Pardon me but, I don't pump gas.AngelicAssassin said:If we take it on the road, i'm not pumping gas for the Winnebago.
A Desert Rose said:Pardon me but, I don't pump gas.
And if I'm taking rebecca along, she won't be either.
Marquis said:I have this image of me sitting back and winking at a girl while my package writhes seductively in my pants. I guess in this reality it would only be terrifying.
You're hired. We might not make it any further than the first fill up, but will have a blast toasting s'mores by the light of the smouldering station/Winnebago.graceanne said:I'd volunteer, but I've never pumped gas in my life. I have not the faintest idea how to pump gas.
Can I go and just look ornamental?
She lives in Oregon. They aren't allowed to pump their own gas. so yes, we'd be aflame, I'm sure. ;-)AngelicAssassin said:You're hired. We might not make it any further than the first fill up, but will have a blast toasting s'mores by the light of the smouldering station/Winnebago.
SweetCherry said:I'd probably scream and run in the other direction, assuming there was a rodent or snake or something similar was crawling around in there.![]()