Sizzling "No Sex" stuff
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example of a proper first post:
Would that mean you switch to an av with a hard on?
Would that mean you switch to an av with a hard on?
glamorilla
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Usually.
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I do do better than that.
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Laurel said:
Oh, Laurel, that's infinitely pervertable. You say "bacon" and I don't think of crispy breakfast food; my mind immediately drags up the horrible euphemism "makin' bacon". See? What's wrong with me?
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If you were ambidextrous I'd be more impressed.
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Guru said:
Can't we all?
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Suddenly I feel like people are watching me.
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glamorilla said:
Paranoid?
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Laurel said:
You're erotically obsessed with...pork.
Oh, please, not that! Anything but that. I keep Kosher, you know. It just wouldn't work out....
Sizzling 'No Sex' stuff:
Skillets on a flaming burner
Sterno
Hot coffee spilled on inner city blacktop at high noon on a July day
Those little campfire filled sandwich iron thingys that rule
Sizzling 'Sex Optional' stuff,
Of course:
Campfires
Sitting on couch infront of fireplace
An overheated car
The Dancefloor
Sizzling 'Sex Manditory' stuff:
Heated massage oil
Hot Jacuzzi action
Splunkering to the center of the Earth, because you got to get some before you burn up and die.
Skillets on a flaming burner
Sterno
Hot coffee spilled on inner city blacktop at high noon on a July day
Those little campfire filled sandwich iron thingys that rule
Sizzling 'Sex Optional' stuff,
Of course:
Campfires
Sitting on couch infront of fireplace
An overheated car
The Dancefloor
Sizzling 'Sex Manditory' stuff:
Heated massage oil
Hot Jacuzzi action
Splunkering to the center of the Earth, because you got to get some before you burn up and die.
superlittlegirl
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In the style of Starfish
I submit my picks for Very Cool 'No Sex' stuff.
Very Cool 'No Sex' stuff:
1. The icepacks they had at the ready when they were looking for John Wayne Bobbitt's bobbitt in the cornfield. (I can't help giggling when I think about that)
2. Anything cryogenic. Way cool, but not sexy.
3. Mrs. Paul's fish fillets.
Very Cool 'sex optional' stuff:
1. Sitting in fromt of the A/C, on a hot day, nekkid. Solo or not, it doesn't matter.
2. Skinny dipping in an apartment's pool that is not yours.
Very Cool 'sex mandatory' stuff:
1. Banana popsicles (artificially flavored)
2. Sub-zero temperatures, and only one sleeping bag
OK, I feel like a failure because I can't think of a #3 for the last two categories. I'm still pressing the post button, though.
I submit my picks for Very Cool 'No Sex' stuff.
Very Cool 'No Sex' stuff:
1. The icepacks they had at the ready when they were looking for John Wayne Bobbitt's bobbitt in the cornfield. (I can't help giggling when I think about that)
2. Anything cryogenic. Way cool, but not sexy.
3. Mrs. Paul's fish fillets.
Very Cool 'sex optional' stuff:
1. Sitting in fromt of the A/C, on a hot day, nekkid. Solo or not, it doesn't matter.
2. Skinny dipping in an apartment's pool that is not yours.
Very Cool 'sex mandatory' stuff:
1. Banana popsicles (artificially flavored)
2. Sub-zero temperatures, and only one sleeping bag
OK, I feel like a failure because I can't think of a #3 for the last two categories. I'm still pressing the post button, though.
Starfish said:
