size question

[silverwhisper]

strokin: if you think that's a flame, then you should really take a turn through a few more forums.

ed

 

[Eilan]

You do not write respectfully , so spare us you condescension.

You don't know me. You don't know what I might or might not be wrapped up with. You entirely mis-read my post, and the other guys, who you flamed. Yes, I know what it means, and that's what you did.

Your sarcasm, for whatever reason, is inaapropriate. If it's not to assuage your ego, it's because of some other personality or confidence problem you have. You apparently can't read very well, subtley escapes you, and you have no grasp of elementery statistics. That would give you cause to have a fragile ego, if you had the wit to discern those failings in yourself

This post just made my day!

First off, fucking relax. My use of the second person was in reference to a general "you" as opposed to YOU specifically. I'm only concerned with one dick, and--trust me--it isn't yours.

Secondly, my reading comprehension skills are more than adequate. Enough said.

Thirdly, I DO have a grasp of elementary statistics. Therefore, I know how easy it is to manipulate the numbers to reach ANY conclusion that one wants to reach. I've seen studies that have the "average" penis somewhere within the 5-6 inch range. ONE study isn't the be-all, end-all. If you believe otherwise, you're demonstrating YOUR tenuous grasp of elementary statistics.

The guy said his cock was 7 inches. It was measured at 6.7 inches, and THAT was with the tape measure pressed into his belly, so in reality, it's probably 6.5 inches. WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT A FEW TENTHS OF AN INCH!? It's still average, according to the study you've cited.

You don't know ME, either, so don't presume to make judgments about my ego.

My sarcasm may or not be appropriate, but unless LadyG sees fit to delete my posts for inappropriate content (and I humbly defer to her wishes if she chooses to do so), I will continue to be sarcastic. If you don't like it, feel free to make use of the ignore feature in your User Control Panel. Your Lit experience will surely be more positive that way.

And, finally, while I may not have your impressive reading comprehension skills or mathematical ablilty, I can spell elementary, inappropriate, and subtlety. Also--guys requires an apostrophe, so it's guy's. Unless you're talking about more than one guy, in which case it's guys'. And, stylistically, "wrapped up in" is less awkward than "wrapped up with." Misread shouldn't be hyphenated, either.

 

[Big Ben IV]

I completly agree with strokin951 I dont know why you care what others think because I shur dont care what you think.

And for someone who thinks this thread should have died you seem to be the main person keeping it going. I on the other hand will leave.

 

[Eilan]

I completly agree with strokin951 I dont know why you care what others think because I shur dont care what you think.

I completely expect you to agree with him, and I certainly don't care what either of you think. If you actually bothered to read my posts, you'd see that.

And for someone who thinks this thread should have died you seem to be the main person keeping it going. I on the other hand will leave.

My intent at the moment is not to keep the thread going. I will, however, defend myself when I'm attacked, as would most people. If that's unreasonable, then I'm guilty as charged.

Let's all move on to more interesting things, shall we?

 

[Society]

Kind of funny the aveage is 6.24..I'm about 7 I'd guess.

 

[silverwhisper]

what's funnier still is that a link in one of the stickied threads (blank manual? something else) says the average is 5" and change.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

what's funnier still is that a link in one of the stickied threads (blank manual? something else) says the average is 5" and change.

ed

I've read quite a few places that the average is 5" and something...so thats the one I'm inclined to believe.

 

[Quoll]

See this is why I have to stop avoiding size threads, now everything makes sense.

I think we are all missing something very important here, or am I too tired and have missed something?
How can a parents decision to have a child circumcised affect the length of his penis?

Oh wait, a dim light flickers into life, was it perhaps an intended jape in reference to the foreskin ie:8mm long, but surely this cannot be taken into account when measuring as it does not actually add to the length when in use? I could be wrong, I was robbed at an early age.

Why not just convert to metric then everyone is huge 6 inches = 15.2400cm.

Woah baby.

 

[bisexplicit]

quoll: Uncircumscribed penises aren't pretty in my opinion - so its a choice you have to make. More attractive, or longer? hehe.

 

[silverwhisper]

i've never particularly thought of a penis as being attractive. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

i've never particularly thought of a penis as being attractive. :>

ed

Well, at first I thought they were just funny looking...
But, I've grown to love them. Well, some of them. Okay, one of them.

 

[Eilan]

i've never particularly thought of a penis as being attractive. :>

Yeah, but looks aren't everything. What about personality? Personality goes a long way.

I don't know that my hubby's penis has a personality, though. It does seem to suffer from motion sickness fairly often. Sometimes it throws up. It likes me, though, and that's what's important.

Since I can't seem to stay away from this thread, let me just take the opportunity to say that sarcasm is NOT appropriate here, so I expect those of you who have employed it--or any other form of smartassitude--to cease and desist. And if you disagree with me, you're flaming!

 

[silverwhisper]

[laughing too hard to write anything sensible]

ed

 

[Society]

On the note of this I wish I could take good enough pics to post in the amateur pic forum..but my pics suck

 

[Quoll]

[laughing too hard to write anything sensible]

ed

What he said.

 

[Eilan]

On the note of this I wish I could take good enough pics to post in the amateur pic forum..but my pics suck

You might want to start a separate thread about this so it doesn't get buried among the smartassed comments.

I'm sure that there are people both here and on AMPics who could give you lots of helpful advice.

 

[ozbloke1980]

I just wonder though have they ever done a size survey on women. What the average breast size is

 

[whatdoesthi]

Way below average. The median penis size for a grown male is 7 feet. I wrap mine around my waist for casual use or decorate it and throw it over my shoulder when going clubbing for some couture penis action. Sex is a bit of problem as it restricts me to standing across the room, penis supported mid-shaft by a tripod-like accessory, poking around my girl vainly until I find a warm orifice.

 

[Quoll]

Way below average. The median penis size for a grown male is 7 feet. I wrap mine around my waist for casual use or decorate it and throw it over my shoulder when going clubbing for some couture penis action. Sex is a bit of problem, as it restricts me to standing across the room, penis supported mid-shaft by a tripod-like accessory, and poke around my girl until I find a warm orifice.

Hehe I bet you always do the petrol bowser costume at fancy dress parties.

 

[Eilan]

Way below average. The median penis size for a grown male is 7 feet. I wrap mine around my waist for casual use or decorate it and throw it over my shoulder when going clubbing for some couture penis action. Sex is a bit of problem as it restricts me to standing across the room, penis supported mid-shaft by a tripod-like accessory, poking around my girl vainly until I find a warm orifice.

I guess you missed the decree stating that sarcasm is inappropriate here. DON'T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN?

The stateliness of the penis and the patriarchal authority it signifies are NOT to be taken lightly, dammit! Show some respect.

I bet a 7-foot penis keeps you warm in the winter, though. Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

Got pics?

 

[Quoll]

I guess you missed the decree stating that sarcasm is inappropriate here. DON'T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN?

The stateliness of the penis and the patriarchal authority it signifies are NOT to be taken lightly, dammit! Show some respect.

I bet a 7-foot penis keeps you warm in the winter, though. Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

Got pics?

Now that could actually be fatal (thinkng bowtie or scarf)

NEWSFLASH: Man strangled by own penis

 

[Eilan]

Now that could actually be fatal (thinkng bowtie or scarf)

NEWSFLASH: Man strangled by own penis

A new twist (so to speak) on autoerotic asphyxiation. In this case, the chicken does the chokin'.

 

[20andhard]

Hey, this is kind of off topic, but I've been wondering about this for a while.

Is a sever curve normal? I've never had any complaints, apparently I"m curved just abour right to hit the G-spot on every women I've been with, but I have had a few questioning looks. I'm not hung up about it or anything, I've just been wondering. I've noticed in porn that alot of times the curve is gradual, but in my case its perfectly strait, and then it just suddnely curves at an extreme angel, and then goes strait again.

 

[Eilan]

Hey, this is kind of off topic, but I've been wondering about this for a while.

Is a sever curve normal? I've never had any complaints, apparently I"m curved just abour right to hit the G-spot on every women I've been with, but I have had a few questioning looks. I'm not hung up about it or anything, I've just been wondering. I've noticed in porn that alot of times the curve is gradual, but in my case its perfectly strait, and then it just suddnely curves at an extreme angel, and then goes strait again.

The more off topic this thread gets, the better off we all are.

In my book, if you can hit a woman's g-spot pretty easily, you're da man, no matter what your cock looks like! Any woman who's THAT hung up on a cock's appearance probably isn't mature enough to be having sex, anyway. Besides, there's a pretty wide variation on what is/isn't normal.

I'd say you're cock's just fine. Use it well.

 

[20andhard]

The more off topic this thread gets, the better off we all are.

In my book, if you can hit a woman's g-spot pretty easily, you're da man, no matter what your cock looks like! Any woman who's THAT hung up on a cock's appearance probably isn't mature enough to be having sex, anyway. Besides, there's a pretty wide variation on what is/isn't normal.

I'd say you're cock's just fine. Use it well.

Ha, thanks. Like I said, I got a few questioning looks, like "what did you do to that thing?" But I've NEVER had any complaints, not that most women around my age would probably give them, I've gotten quite a few women to squirt(kind of a bad name for that dont you think?), and all the rest got the clinching limp shake orgasm, so I guess thats a good review. Just wanted to hear a womens perspective. Thanks

Also, as someone else asked, would the picture forum really respond to a thread asking about how to take better pictures? To be honest, I have quite a bit of skill when it comes to framing a shot on camera, as in making a movie, but I'm at an utter loss as to how to take a still shot. I'm also not exactly sure what women would like to see, I'm guess like men its probably more then just cock.