size question

[Silkie Butterfly]

Show Me!!

Most important thing to me in a man....Don't tell me how great your cock is...size...thrust....length, width.....Use it on me and let me tell you how great you are.

I feel really bad for men with average penus's because in general, average is normal, yet they feel somehow inadaquate because some guy on Ripley's Believe It OR Not has a 16 inch penus, so they feel somehow they gotta compensate for something.....HELLO Ripleys is NOT normal....and you don't gotta be a Freak of nature to be a freak in the bed.

Next time you start dating a girl and the topic turns to sex...try this instead...don't tell her what you got, if she asks, tell her it's a surprise. Explain to her that sex with you is like Christmas, you never know what's under the paper until you get to open up the package. Leave some room for imagination and in the meantime show her that you know what your doing with your hands, fingers, lips, tongue and eyes, and by the time she gets to the cream filling she isn't gonna care what the flavor is she will have enjoyed the prelude so much.

Sometimes for a woman, too much information is a bigger turn off than finding a small dick in there, or even an average one. And when your huge...it just sounds like bragging. We do like to find out on our own and make our own conclusions. Stop feeling so pressured to "prepare" us for something that really shouldn't matter at all if your doing everything right.

And yes, I have once been dissapointed by size...he was 2 inches long when hard and even that felt soft and I kept bitingmy tongue trying not to ask...are you in yet?

Honey, 6 inches is plenty and I for one would be happy to deepthroat that...if my other half would let me of course *grins*

 

[bisexplicit]

Guys have such delicate egos when it comes to their penis size it seems. I think that is just silly, personally. Stop comparing yourself to other people and just have fun. I would never run around asking other women the size of their clit to make sure mine was normal, hehe.

 

[strokin951]

Guys have such delicate egos when it comes to their penis size it seems. I think that is just silly, personally. Stop comparing yourself to other people and just have fun. I would never run around asking other women the size of their clit to make sure mine was normal, hehe.

She's right - we do have fragile egos.

How big is your clit, anyway? One girlfriend I had was only 5' tall but had an ENORMOUS clitoris. She'd come like a freight train about 5 or 6 times every time. Did wonders for my fragile ego ...

But if you wanna know about the size of you dick, try this website http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html.

There's more survey summaries here http://www.sagazette.com/dh_penissize.html

Some interesting things. F'rinstance, black guys DON'T have bigger dicks
http://www.sizesurvey.com/fig5.gif

Using this survey's data of 6.4" mean with a 1.2" standard deviation, you've got more chance of being hit by lightning that getting it on with a guy with a 10" dick. So much for some of the monster postings on this and other boards. The biggest ever recorded was about 13". John Holmes was about 10", according to his wife, although he was billed by the film ads as being 15". So much for truth in advertising.

There is a slight correlation between penis length and other body parts, so check out the right bits if you're looking for a salami. Middle finger to palm of hand distance, and thumb length give the best indications.

Guys over-estimate their size. This guy estimated 7", but actual was 6.7".
http://www.sizesurvey.com/sub2s3.gif http://www.sizesurvey.com/sub2s3e.gif

Kinsey had men self-report, so his data is a bit suspect. Also, I found somewhere else (but can't re-find it to put the link in) that circumsized men are, on average, 8-mm SHORTER that uncircumsised men. So, ladies, for that and a bunch of other reasons, don't let them whack off the end of your baby-boy's dick.

But, thing is, you've got what you were given. Pills don't work. Stretching makes so can't get a hard on ever again, and surgery doesn't usually add anything to the erect length. And more often than one cares to think about, surgery goes horribly wrong leaving the poor guy with a mutillated, painful, unusable member.

 

[janisjoplin197888]

i was woundering what a average or decent size dick is. i am about 6 inches maybe a bit bigger. i know some people say size doesnt matter but i am a little self consious and would just like to know if thats small or bog or average. thanks

In order to fully answer your question....WE NEED A PICTURE! Then, only then..we can give you a straight foreward answer.

 

[janisjoplin197888]

She's right - we do have fragile egos.

How big is your clit, anyway? One girlfriend I had was only 5' tall but had an ENORMOUS clitoris. She'd come like a freight train about 5 or 6 times every time. Did wonders for my fragile ego ...

But if you wanna know about the size of you dick, try this website http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html.

There's more survey summaries here http://www.sagazette.com/dh_penissize.html

Some interesting things. F'rinstance, black guys DON'T have bigger dicks
http://www.sizesurvey.com/fig5.gif

Using this survey's data of 6.4" mean with a 1.2" standard deviation, you've got more chance of being hit by lightning that getting it on with a guy with a 10" dick. So much for some of the monster postings on this and other boards. The biggest ever recorded was about 13". John Holmes was about 10", according to his wife, although he was billed by the film ads as being 15". So much for truth in advertising.

There is a slight correlation between penis length and other body parts, so check out the right bits if you're looking for a salami. Middle finger to palm of hand distance, and thumb length give the best indications.

Guys over-estimate their size. This guy estimated 7", but actual was 6.7".
http://www.sizesurvey.com/sub2s3.gif http://www.sizesurvey.com/sub2s3e.gif

Kinsey had men self-report, so his data is a bit suspect. Also, I found somewhere else (but can't re-find it to put the link in) that circumsized men are, on average, 8-mm SHORTER that uncircumsised men. So, ladies, for that and a bunch of other reasons, don't let them whack off the end of your baby-boy's dick.

But, thing is, you've got what you were given. Pills don't work. Stretching makes so can't get a hard on ever again, and surgery doesn't usually add anything to the erect length. And more often than one cares to think about, surgery goes horribly wrong leaving the poor guy with a mutillated, painful, unusable member.

Yes! very nice!

 

[Big Ben IV]

I think its kind of a status thing. I mean you want the nicest (most expensive) car you can get right. Most people dont care what someone drives. Same thing with breasts I like big breasts but I dont care If a woman has small breasts I would still date her. It goes both ways. I used to worry about size but realized that it diden't matter because any woman who dident like me because of my penis is no woman I want to have anything to do with. But I am above average so mabye that skews my judgment.

I hope some of this rambeling makes sense.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I think its kind of a status thing. I mean you want the nicest (most expensive) car you can get right. Most people dont care what someone drives. Same thing with breasts I like big breasts but I dont care If a woman has small breasts I would still date her. It goes both ways. I used to worry about size but realized that it diden't matter because any woman who dident like me because of my penis is no woman I want to have anything to do with. But I am above average so mabye that skews my judgment.

I hope some of this rambeling makes sense.

When you say you used to worry, what form does worry take? Did you stay awake at night worrying? Were you afraid to let women see it for fear you didn't measure up? Did you walk around feeling less confident? Did it prevent you from asking women on dates?

 

[Big Ben IV]

When you say you used to worry, what form does worry take? Did you stay awake at night worrying? Were you afraid to let women see it for fear you didn't measure up? Did you walk around feeling less confident? Did it prevent you from asking women on dates?

I guess worry isint the right word. I would wonder what women would think of it If they would like it or not looks or size wize. Im still a virgin so I havent found out yet but I don't think I will have any problems.

 

[Eilan]

Do you want to know what I think? Probably not.

I think that some threads should be allowed to die a natural death. However, as it turns out, I will not be euthanizing this one.

How big is your clit, anyway? One girlfriend I had was only 5' tall but had an ENORMOUS clitoris. She'd come like a freight train about 5 or 6 times every time.

OK--how many women have started threads pissing and moaning because their clits aren't big enough? I can't think of any in recent Lit history--if anyone can find one for me I'd appreciate it. I don't care how my clit measures up compared to that of other women. I just don't.

Clit size, however, is irrelevant. Let's consider instead the depth of the average vagina, which corresponds roughly to the length of the average penis. Yeah, the vagina is incredibly elastic, but what good is a 10-inch monster if only 5 or 6 inches can fit comfortably inside? It's not always pleasant when someone bottoms out against the cervix. For some women, it's extremely painful.

Did wonders for my fragile ego ...

Yeah, the fragile male ego is exactly why penis size threads are a dime a dozen on Lit.

I think its kind of a status thing. I mean you want the nicest (most expensive) car you can get right. Most people dont care what someone drives.

I don't see it as a "status thing." A nice car, if that's what you care about, is something you can acquire. Unless you're stupid enough to risk damaging your penis by falling for enlargement gimmicks, you're stuck with what you have. For it to be a status symbol, wouldn't it have to be pretty visible, anyway? The men I know don't walk around in public with their dicks hanging out for all the world to see.

Same thing with breasts I like big breasts but I dont care If a woman has small breasts I would still date her. It goes both ways. I used to worry about size but realized that it diden't matter because any woman who dident like me because of my penis is no woman I want to have anything to do with.

I can't speak for all women, but I'm not hung up on the size of my boobs the way some men seem to be about their cock size. Breasts, however, are more visible. You pretty much know what you're getting, even if a woman's wearing a padded bra. How am I supposed to know how big a guy's cock is just by looking at him? I've said it before on here--I didn't decide to marry my husband because of what he's packing in his shorts. It's the ENTIRE package, not the package between the legs, that interests me, and if I don't like the former, you can bet your ass I won't be going anywhere NEAR the latter.

But I am above average so mabye that skews my judgment.

If you've finally come to the conclusion that size doesn't matter, then why are you telling us that you're above average? Just asking.

 

[Ezzy]

Toes? You mean I missed using toes on her? And I thought I had done it all. Wait....how big of toes? Now I have to worry about not only my cock size and if the Viagra worked but my Toe's being able to tow their part as well. Im self-conscious about my toes, particularly the last one that went wee wee wee all the way home. Has Pfizer come out with anything for toe disfunction? Wheres a blue toe pill when we need it? I guess rubber booties are required? Will I have to get a pedicure? Even worse, will they use the pedofile on them? What if the pedofile touches by bunions, will I have to testify in court with an anotomically correct toe? Great months of counciling are ahead of me I see, I wonder if I see a psychiatrist or a podiatrist to get back in good standing and sound footing.

Im sorry, this is just too much for me. First I was expected to perform in bed with just my little special purpose when no one knew there were different sizes. But no you women had to start gossiping among yourselves. Hell we gave you a rib, community property rights, the luxery of those multiple orgasms plus you live longer. Now besides having to wear elevator shoes, clean socks without holes, and take a tape measurer to bed, I must take 10 ready to go toes. And I just bought a new Cowboy hat, boots and spurs too. All this progress has ruined it for us men. It was so much easier when we lived in a cave and waited for the women to kneel down for a drink of water. And to think I use to be pissed off at the fool that invented the vibrator, its the dummy that invented the wheel that I should be pissed about.

Hey, just having a little fun. Hope I didnt step on anyones toes. If I did, Im sorry, Im not into rough sex like that?

Just remember you don't want a bad case of...

















Athletes’ pussy.

 

[Big Ben IV]

To Eilan

the car thing was just relating it to sompthing I mean some people feel better with a nicer car meaning some guys would feel better about them selfs with a larger penis.

the breast thing was just to say some LIKE things big but dont care if they are average or small.

I said size just to relate, someone with a small average or huge penis would obivously have different views on the subject.

DOES THAT ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS?

 

[Eilan]

DOES THAT ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS?

Actually, it doesn't, but thanks for trying.

 

[silverwhisper]

if you've finally come to the conclusion that size doesn't matter, then why are you telling us that you're above average?

ah, eilan: truly, your raconteur-fu is mighty. :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

ah, eilan: truly, your raconteur-fu is mighty. :>

ed

I tried to be good and stay out of this thread. Really, I did.


So--was I the only one who noticed how the cock-measuring person had to push the tape measure into that dude's skin to get 6.7 inches?

Call me naive (or what you will), but I thought that to get a "proper" penis measurement, you had to stick the tape measure into the asshole, wrap it around the scrotum a couple of times, go along the underside of the penis up to the tip, and continue on the top of the penis to the base. Have I been misinformed all these years? Damn my husband!

 

[LadyJeanne]

I tried to be good and stay out of this thread. Really, I did.


So--was I the only one who noticed how the cock-measuring person had to push the tape measure into that dude's skin to get 6.7 inches?

Call me naive (or what you will), but I thought that to get a "proper" penis measurement, you had to stick the tape measure into the asshole, wrap it around the scrotum a couple of times, go along the underside of the penis up to the tip, and continue on the top of the penis to the base. Have I been misinformed all these years? Damn my husband!

ROFL!

I noticed that too. And the notation that circumsized men are 8mm shorter than uncircumsized.

 

[bisexplicit]

ROFL!

I noticed that too. And the notation that circumsized men are 8mm shorter than uncircumsized.

That whole 8mm would really change my opinion about a man. Totally.

 

[Eilan]

That whole 8mm would really change my opinion about a man. Totally.

It would be a deal-breaker.

 

[silverwhisper]

ladies, it's a pleasure to read your posts. truly, i am honored.

[bows]

:>

ed

 

[strokin951]

ISo--was I the only one who noticed how the cock-measuring person had to push the tape measure into that dude's skin to get 6.7 inches?

Err ... that's part of the point. Plus the fact that the cock's owner estimated it at seven inches.

And, "8 mm would really change my opinion of a man." Would it? Would it, really?

The point of my post, as appear to have to spell it out, is: Size is what it is. Many (most or possibly all) of the guys who claim they are huge are lying. The original poster was concerned because he is only about average size. In fact, everybody is, despite the lies written to attempt to impress you girls. Or, maybe to impress other guys.

You flamed the poster about his analogy to a car. But he's correct. It's all about trying to make other people feel inferior so that one can feel good. I suspect that is why you , dear ladies, respond with such sarcasm. That's your attempt to bolster up your own fragile egos. What do you think to that?

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Well, if it's any consolation to any of the guys out there, my penis and balls are roughly the size of a fishbone and a pair of beebees. And I'm damn proud of that. After all, you can't get a tree trunk down a woman's throat, but anyone can choke on a fishbone.

 

[LadyJeanne]

You flamed the poster about his analogy to a car. But he's correct. It's all about trying to make other people feel inferior so that one can feel good. I suspect that is why you , dear ladies, respond with such sarcasm. That's your attempt to bolster up your own fragile egos. What do you think to that?

My sarcasm has less to do with my fragile ego and more to do with my frustration and irritation with men obsessed with cock size. Those men are far more concerned about eeking out an extra mm to support their egos, rather than in learning to become good lovers - thoughful, caring, patient, imaginative, expressive, lascivious lovers. A man's ego should get a much bigger boost by pleasing a woman who loves him and who loves the way he makes love with her and fucks her and licks her and touches her, than by walking around with a number in his head.

By focusing on cock size and investing his ego there, he's wasting precious brain cells on the one thing he can't change rather than on the hundreds of ways he can make a woman happy.

Does my dick measure up is the wrong question, regardless of the answer.


Edited to add:

To put it another way, here's what I think of penises - A penis is a guy's pleasure center. I love it and I love paying attention to it in every way I can think of, because it makes my guy feel gooood, and if I'm having sex with him, I want him to feel good. That's the whole point. Whatever shape or size or color it is, I'm going to touch it and stroke it and kiss it and lick it and suck it and fuck it, because I want him to feel good and it turns me on to turn him on. I like them in all shapes and sizes if the guy they belong to turns me on. I will worship his cock if he worships my body and stimulates my mind. I wouldn't get anywhere near a dick if its owner is more obsessed with its size than with me.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

My sarcasm has less to do with my fragile ego and more to do with my frustration and irritation with men obsessed with cock size. Those men are far more concerned about eeking out an extra mm to support their egos, rather than in learning to become good lovers - thoughful, caring, patient, imaginative, expressive, lascivious lovers. A man's ego should get a much bigger boost by pleasing a woman who loves him and who loves the way he makes love with her and fucks her and licks her and touches her, than by walking around with a number in his head.

By focusing on cock size and investing his ego there, he's wasting precious brain cells on the one thing he can't change rather than on the hundreds of ways he can make a woman happy.

Does my dick measure up is the wrong question, regardless of the answer.

That was incredibly well said!

 

[LadyJeanne]

That was incredibly well said!

Thank you, sweets.

I tried.

 

[Eilan]

The point of my post, as appear to have to spell it out, is: Size is what it is.

Um, dude? Go back and re-read my post, because I DID say that, though not exactly in those words.

You flamed the poster about his analogy to a car. But he's correct. It's all about trying to make other people feel inferior so that one can feel good. I suspect that is why you , dear ladies, respond with such sarcasm. That's your attempt to bolster up your own fragile egos. What do you think to that?

With all due respect, you may want to find out exactly what "flaming" is. Please go back and re-read (yet again) that part of my post; if I flamed him, I didn't do so at that point. I was pointing out that I didn't agree with his use of logic. One can disagree without flaming.

A false analogy is a logical fallacy (a gap/flaw in reasoning) in which one assumes that because two objects have one or two characteristics in common they are alike in every other way. This is what happens when the penis size/car analogy is taken too far. It ceases to be a logical comparison--if, in fact, it was to begin with.

Do you REALLY want to know why we're sarcastic? It has nothing to do with our egos, fragile or otherwise. It's because we get sick of having to stroke your ego because it's so wrapped up in your cock.

 

[strokin951]

With all due respect ...

You do not write respectfully , so spare us you condescension.

QUOTE=Eilan]
Do you REALLY want to know why we're sarcastic? It has nothing to do with our egos, fragile or otherwise. It's because we get sick of having to stroke your ego because it's so wrapped up in your cock.[/QUOTE]

You don't know me. You don't know what I might or might not be wrapped up with. You entirely mis-read my post, and the other guys, who you flamed. Yes, I know what it means, and that's what you did.

Your sarcasm, for whatever reason, is inaapropriate. If it's not to assuage your ego, it's because of some other personality or confidence problem you have. You apparently can't read very well, subtley escapes you, and you have no grasp of elementery statistics. That would give you cause to have a fragile ego, if you had the wit to discern those failings in yourself