Sitting on a Vibrator, Fixin' to Cum-Picture, Don't Open With a 2600 Baud Modem!!!!!!

[Ambrosious]

http://www.boortz.com/suzanne.jpg

She just looks, I don't know, like she is sitting on something that goes, "BBZZZZZZZZZZ."

 

[Cheyenne]

I hope this isn't anyone from the board.
My first thought was that she needs to visit her hairdresser. Soon.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I hope this isn't anyone from the board.
My first thought was that she needs to visit her hairdresser. Soon.

LMAO!! That is a good one

 

[Ambrosious]

This one needs help...

http://www.valkyrieshaunt.com/images/ravenblood3.jpg

 

[Cheyenne]

Tell me these aren't your employees.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Now that is Scary

Where did she come from mars?

 

[Ambrosious]

If I looked like this, the pics would not be on the web...

http://www.geocities.com/johnsatwork111/oatmeal.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/johnsatwork111/fat.jpg

Just leaving you with a hottie or two.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Omg!!

I fat But not that fucking fat.....Hello diet anyone

 

[Expertise]

I thought the blonde was cute, perky even.

 

[Cheyenne]

I thought the blonde was cute, perky even.

Which blonde? There aren't any pictures of a blonde. Wait, you mean the one with the bad bleach job?

 

[Expertise]

Its testosterone poisoning... I can't fight it

Yes ma'am.

Im so ashamed again.

 

[Grrrn38]

Re: If I looked like this, the pics would not be on the web...

...unless you didn't know someone was going to put your pix on the web, moron.

 

[Ambrosious]

Grrrn38

Good point, why didn't I think of that?!

Oh, moron, right.

Well thanks for pointing out the obvious.

Why is rain wet?

 

[livin_simple]

I thought the blonde was kinda cute too.

Ambro - thanks for the laugh. You've got a really weird since of humor....and way too much time on your hands.

See if I ever post pics of myself where you can reach them

 

[stud 3;16]

holy shit now thats scary

i thought the blond was cute 2.i know that she was not a real blond but with a body like that who cares? i dont. i dont know what to think about the one with the blue hair. but i think she might have made a wig out of smurfs lol but nothing could have prepared me for what was next. i was taking a drink of soda and when i saw those fat cows and i spit soda all over my key board. i guess theres no need to ask that age old question wheres the beef? its all there and then some. i could not stop laughing thanks ambro i needed a good laugh. i dont know how or why any one could let there self get that fat. i mean please dont get me wrong ladies i dont think that theres anything wrong with a women being overweight or fat. but theres fat and then theres fat if you know what i mean?

 

[Rosebud]

Kindof makes you rethink casual fridays

http://images.ofoto.com/photos51/1/30/8/10/72/0/72100830103_0_ALB.jpg?v=1

 

[Thumper]

Jenny Craig would be proud...

Bet those were "Diet Cokes" they were drinkin'! Cause ya know a girl can never ever be too careful about her figure.

I'll take the one on the far right.

Know what these girls and mopeds have in common?
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They're both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see ya on one.

 

[Rosebud]

Hey Thumpie baby...just slap them and ride the waves in

 

[Pyper]

*hugging knees while rocking back and forth and weeping brokenly*

Ambrosious, how could you do this to me? I'm blind! Aggghh!

 

[Guru]