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I want to engage in relations with my sister how do I go about it, Ia m 25, we dont live together.
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well, above all, broach the subject GENTLY. this girl is family and you'll never get rid of her. you don't want every family get-together from here on to be unbearably akward. feel the situation out slowly, and don't push the issue if she seems totally grossed out.
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part of me wants to say "c'mon guys, let's not judge" but another, more rational part of me agrees that this is a really bad idea.
MissVictoria
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They say that you shouldn't get into relationships with your friends. The same goes for your family. Even if we are not talking about moral issues... a sexual relationship with the chance of much pain and regret with someone who will be in your life forever... its just not a good idea. Too many bad things can happen. Some things just arent worth the gratification.
I personally think that incest is a fine fantasy. But bringing it into reality is only asking for trouble.
I personally think that incest is a fine fantasy. But bringing it into reality is only asking for trouble.
dreamer
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To all the above...nice answers...and well considered every one...
But to those of you who haven't been on the How To board very long...this question comes up about every week/every other week by a different UNREGISTERED or 1 Post Registered poster.
Today it's sister...then maybe aunt...then mommie...oh and don't forget the family dog...
Welcome to Lit guys...and your first How do I screw my (insert relation?) question.
But to those of you who haven't been on the How To board very long...this question comes up about every week/every other week by a different UNREGISTERED or 1 Post Registered poster.
Today it's sister...then maybe aunt...then mommie...oh and don't forget the family dog...
Welcome to Lit guys...and your first How do I screw my (insert relation?) question.
How do I seduce my XYZ
In all not so seriousness, two possible solutions to this obviously juvenile situation present themselves.
1) If his sisters name is Fluffy (or similiar), and usually answers to the phrase "Come here girl..." I would suggest a nice walk in the park. A place with lots of trees for marking territory and the like. Furthermore, in this option, it is suggested that you might bring along a large bag of meaty bites or can of Pal in the form of a romantic meal. Seduce her as such and I am sure she will howl with pleasure.
Now, if I am barking up the wrong tree (pun intended), option two probably is the best solution... Now as the initial poster seems rather youthful, I have broken this down into sub sections and used as few syllables as possible...
2.1 Go to local hardware shop.
2.2 Buy large claw hammer and one (1) six inch nail.
2.3 Take penis out of pants
2.4 Position nail above penis with left hand
2.5 Hold hammer with right hand over right shoulder
2.6 Bring down hammer with force onto the top of nail (that is the bit without the pointy end)
2.7 Scream
2.8 Loudly
2.9 After you have turned 18 (or the legal age of majority in your country/state, remove nail, register on lit and try something original.
In all not so seriousness, two possible solutions to this obviously juvenile situation present themselves.
1) If his sisters name is Fluffy (or similiar), and usually answers to the phrase "Come here girl..." I would suggest a nice walk in the park. A place with lots of trees for marking territory and the like. Furthermore, in this option, it is suggested that you might bring along a large bag of meaty bites or can of Pal in the form of a romantic meal. Seduce her as such and I am sure she will howl with pleasure.
Now, if I am barking up the wrong tree (pun intended), option two probably is the best solution... Now as the initial poster seems rather youthful, I have broken this down into sub sections and used as few syllables as possible...
2.1 Go to local hardware shop.
2.2 Buy large claw hammer and one (1) six inch nail.
2.3 Take penis out of pants
2.4 Position nail above penis with left hand
2.5 Hold hammer with right hand over right shoulder
2.6 Bring down hammer with force onto the top of nail (that is the bit without the pointy end)
2.7 Scream
2.8 Loudly
2.9 After you have turned 18 (or the legal age of majority in your country/state, remove nail, register on lit and try something original.
