sister/brother Mother/Son

[holland]

I need all the ideas and all sort of advice to FUCK MY SISTERS
I don't have much experience in sex but I'm young, horny and
very handsome guy and since the age of 12 I'd been looking
forward for incestous affairs and as a matter of fact I did have oral
sex with my cousin( female cousin offcourse) few times but she
didn't let me fuck her for her fucking is INCEST anyway I'm so much attracted to my home girls that I really don't look for girl-friend, PLEASE HELP ME WITH RIGHT IDEAS TO FUCK MY SISTERS
AND MAYBE MY MOTHER TOO.
My e-mail is : timmytim51@hotmail.com

 

[cymbidia]

~snickering wildly~ Don't hold your breath waiting for advice, guy.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sighs*

Well, let the lambasting begin. Whose first?

 

[Angel]

I wouldn't fuck you if I WASN'T your sister, much less if I was. Sorry.

 

[sexy-girl]

i could practice my new militant man hating lesbianism

 

[Calamity Jane]

I did have oral sex with my cousin( female cousin offcourse) few times but she didn't let me fuck her for her fucking is INCEST

Ok, it's not just HER that thinks fucking a relative is incest. It IS in fact incest. You sick puppy.

Fantasy is one thing... I've had my moments of incestual fantasy... you should see my cousin in wranglers... man, i'd be wired wrong if i didn't drool over that ass... but actually drooling on that ass... NOPE

My advice would be to keep your willie in your pants.

What I don't get is I didn't even LIKE my siblings growing up. What happened to 'I hate my family, I can't wait til I'm 18 to get out?'

 

[Silverlily]

Now, now, in his case, keeping it within the family might not be a bad plan. Keep the contamination of the gene pool to a minimum.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Don't listen to them Holland...

I can offer you some very good, very hot, detailed advice on how to fuck not only your sister, but anybody's sister. This is tailor made advice and you need to immediately send me 1) your date of birth, 2) your height and weight and 3) your Visa or Mastercard number, expiration date, and name as it appears on the card (send to dcl@literotica.org). Hurry! You can have sex TONIGHT!

 

[KillerMuffin]

All right ladies and gentlemen, our 15 minute limit has expired. Mr. Holland, thank you for playing Lit's very own "Fifteen Minutes of Flame."

Our contenders today are:

Dixon Carter Lee, the comedian from Hollywood best known for his ability to completely ignore Todd.

Kitten Eyes, a Canadian with a thing for cats.

pagancowgirl, who we don't really know much about yet.

sexy-girl, that really nice chick from England.

Angel, the fiesty New York native with car trouble.

So, who is our Master Fifteen Minutes of Flamer for today? Audience, cast your votes.

 

[Calamity Jane]

DCL gets it... and if you get that CC#... can I 'borrow' it? there's a few toys i've been wanting...

 

[Silverlily]

put the crack pipe down, girl...

Kitten Eyes, a Canadian with a thing for cats.

I'm American.

I do however, have a thing for cats AND Canadians (not together, of course).

 

[cymbidia]

KE, for her unwavering and humantarian dedication to the non-incestuous contamination of human gene pool.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: put the crack pipe down, girl...

I'm American.

I do however, have a thing for cats AND Canadians (not together, of course).

Semantics. Can I help it if I get the two of you mixed up all the time?

 

[Angel]

If I keep celebrating birthdays, can I grow up to be KM? Please?

 

[Gilly Bean]

DCL... That one was great!

Hey, Holland, come back and play again soon, since I missed my opertunity!

 

[swtbethie]

DCL gets my vote
Only if he shares the credit card number with the rest of us

 

[Mischka]

i could practice my new militant man hating lesbianism

Again with the smiley faces...tsk tsk...how about you try a frog face next? Then you'd only be a row away from the angry face.

And I vote for Angel. She gets bonus points for being the first flamer.

 

[sexy-girl]

Again with the smiley faces...tsk tsk...how about you try a frog face next? Then you'd only be a row away from the angry face

nevers not going to be very impressed is she