Siren songs and helicockters

[Photog1rl]

I bet Justa could do it! She could make her boobs do magical things

I miss Justa! I found a birthday video i’d made for her the other day. She truly was the lady of chaos

 

[ShaneoD]

I miss Justa! I found a birthday video i’d made for her the other day. She truly was the lady of chaos

She truly inspired, influenced, indulged and created it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm pretty sure that was @OrdinaryPerson

Did you leak my tape?
Dont forget I saw yours too

 

[hotoldrguy]

It’s honestly is almost impossible for small growers to helicockter

I actually managed it once and posted it here. It was very difficult for this grower

 

[Bry1313]

Did you leak my tape?
Dont forget I saw yours too

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lVjJokajLxwAAAAC/supernatural-dean-winchester.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

Rule #34 comes through again @morelikeasong this belongs here and maybe some of us will try them. Just get through the intro in German and there are two separate shows together

Just click on the "watch on Youtube" link

 

[Wriggle]

Rule #34 comes through again @morelikeasong this belongs here and maybe some of us will try them. Just get through the intro in German and there are two separate shows together

Just click on the "watch on Youtube" link

I remember these guys on British TV in the Noughties - I hope they are doing well these days.

 

[Wriggle]

Right.
Do I have to do everything around here?

I'm sending out the Twat Signal.

The BACHELORETTE PARTY wants some dick tricks.

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://media.tenor.com/tJUVah1SnPIAAAAM/doctor-evil-austin-powers.gif

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7144404743702482181

 

[morelikeasong]

If you can twist that thing into a swan, my PMs are open. But only for swan dicks, I'm not soliciting for anything else!
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I have a book very similar to that… see pages below

Are you on the dick trick alert list?

It's news to me so no but it sounds like I should be

And when one of the tricks from my book (or otherwise) gets performed… I ring the alarm

For no reason at all definitely not because @SWR101 has been drinking I’m going to give this thread a little bump with some more pages from our holy book
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Ladiesss DTA @OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @MandaPandaa @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780
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[OrdinaryPerson]

*waits for @Wriggle to twist his dick into a swan

 

[Wriggle]

*waits for @Wriggle to twist his dick into a swan

The swan will be a piece of piss if I can use my ball bag as wings.

 

[morelikeasong]

The swan will be a piece of piss if I can use my ball bag as wings.

I need a translation of this Brit-ish.
“Piece of piss” is… easy?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I need a translation of this Brit-ish.
“Piece of piss” is… easy?

Certainly nothing easy about flattening out one’s balls to get them to look like wings. You might get some piss, but the real deluge would be tears.

 

[lavendersilk]

The swan will be a piece of piss if I can use my ball bag as wings.

Oh! I read ball gag!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*Drags ladder out, changes the sign out front and sighs sadly*

“It has been days since the last dick trick.”

 

[FormerAllStar2]

https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/dirty-memes-24-9-24-2024.jpg
No new tricks, but this seems appropriate here.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/dirty-memes-24-9-24-2024.jpg
No new tricks, but this seems appropriate here.

When you click the Siren Songs and Helicockters thread only to be disappointed by Astr*s fan yet again:

 

[FormerAllStar2]

When you click the Siren Songs and Helicockters thread only to be disappointed by Astr*s fan yet again:
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I know. We’re the worst.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I know. We’re the worst.

 

[SWR101]

*Drags ladder out, changes the sign out front and sighs sadly*

“It has been days since the last dick trick.”

Do I have to do everything myself around here…?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do I have to do everything myself around here…?

 

[SWR101]

Okay, because I’m a chump … gentleman… and can’t refuse an earnest request from the likes of @Kitty_so_frisky or @morelikeasong …

My best attempt at an Eiffel Tower

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Okay, because I’m a chump … gentleman… and can’t refuse an earnest request from the likes of @Kitty_so_frisky or @morelikeasong …

My best attempt at an Eiffel Tower

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Since MLAS isn't here at the moment (I don't think she'll mind)...

Ladiesss DTA @OrdinaryPerson @PassionatePanther @MandaPandaa @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust